Throw Your Tenant Out…!
“Who lives in that room?” I asked my friend. “Nobody,” he said. “Then why do you keep talking to him?”
Read more.September 26, 2026
Some Confused Newsrooms..!
“Sir, our newspaper has never been fuller,” said the editor proudly. The owner looked pleased. “What have we put on
Read more.September 25, 2026
Fitting a Theory to an Assumption..!
“They have put something in the school food.” The message reached a mother while her son was still in class.
Read more.September 24, 2026
The Ministry of Moving Lips..!
“Sir, are you singing?” The question came from a man standing beside me at an imaginary government function. He had
Read more.September 23, 2026
Recognising the Suicide Epidemic….!
There is an epidemic spreading through our country. Young people are taking their own lives after examination failures, disciplinary action,
Read more.September 22, 2026
Rahul the Comedian..!
A ruling party spokesman has suggested that Rahul Gandhi should consider becoming a stand up comedian. I am sure it
Read more.September 21, 2026
Where Are the Police?
A young student at IIT Bombay reportedly carried his mobile phone into an examination hall, photographed the question paper and
Read more.September 20, 2026
Your Name in Gold..!
She stood at the traffic light holding a bunch of roses. They looked tired, and so did she. A large
Read more.September 19, 2026
Light Diyas for the King..!
A constitution replaces a king. But oh, how we love a king. We tell the country to ‘light diyas on
Read more.September 18, 2026
No Chip on My Shoulder…!
“India is getting five billion dollars,” said my neighbour excitedly. I nearly dropped my teacup. “From whom?” I asked. “And
Read more.September 17, 2026
Ganpati Festival and Mumbai…!
Mumbai is a crowded city. We crowd into trains, buses, lifts, markets, offices, restaurants and occasionally into spaces where even
Read more.September 16, 2026
Half a Million Gmail Frauds..!
I just read a piece of news that the Gujarat Police have uncovered a network involving more than five hundred
Read more.September 15, 2026














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.