The Emperor Has No Chest..!
“Hey,” whispered the white bearded village chief to his bald deputy as they stood at the edge of their village,
Read more.September 3, 2026
Bringing Oilcans to India..!
Had dinner with a top corporate leader of a multinational company in New York last night, and during our conversation
Read more.September 3, 2026
Don’t Pull Down the Props..!
As a youngster, I loved wandering into religious groups and debating with their leaders. I was not always searching for
Read more.September 2, 2026
New York and the RSS Chief…!
I am in New York at the moment, and so is RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat. Mr Bhagwat stood before an
Read more.August 31, 2026
The British Are Coming Back..!
“The British are coming back! The British are coming back!” The frightened cry travels through villages, election meetings and television
Read more.August 31, 2026
Nepal Floods, A Warning…!
The mountains of Nepal have always looked invincible. They rise into the heavens with snow covered heads, staring down at
Read more.August 29, 2026
The God They Cannot Contain..!
Why should anybody be frightened of Christians? We are barely 2.3 percent of India’s population. We do not have the
Read more.August 29, 2026
A Prize for Gandhiji, but No Place for Him..!
As I travel all over the world, something that those abroad associate me an Indian with, is with peace and
Read more.August 28, 2026
The Star Who Kept Looking Up..!
Dolly Parton died yesterday at the age of eighty, and I imagine heaven had a small problem receiving her. “Name?”
Read more.August 26, 2026
Taking the Mountains Home..!
“Your suitcase is overweight,” said my wife as we prepared to leave the Poconos. “Impossible,” I said. “I have hardly
Read more.August 25, 2026
First Teach Potholes Marathi..!
“Bandra,” I told the auto driver. He looked at me suspiciously. “Bandra?” he repeated. “Yes, Bandra.” “East or West?” “West.”
Read more.August 25, 2026
My Phone Knows Me Better Than My Wife..!
“I wish you hadn’t gone out last evening,” said my wife. I looked at her with the innocent expression husbands
Read more.August 24, 2026














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.