Columns

Throw Your Tenant Out…!
“Who lives in that room?” I asked my friend. “Nobody,” he said. “Then why do you keep talking to him?”
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Some Confused Newsrooms..!
“Sir, our newspaper has never been fuller,” said the editor proudly. The owner looked pleased. “What have we put on
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Fitting a Theory to an Assumption..!
“They have put something in the school food.” The message reached a mother while her son was still in class.
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The Ministry of Moving Lips..!
“Sir, are you singing?” The question came from a man standing beside me at an imaginary government function. He had
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Recognising the Suicide Epidemic….!
There is an epidemic spreading through our country. Young people are taking their own lives after examination failures, disciplinary action,
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Rahul the Comedian..!
A ruling party spokesman has suggested that Rahul Gandhi should consider becoming a stand up comedian. I am sure it
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Where Are the Police?
A young student at IIT Bombay reportedly carried his mobile phone into an examination hall, photographed the question paper and
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Your Name in Gold..!
She stood at the traffic light holding a bunch of roses. They looked tired, and so did she. A large
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Light Diyas for the King..!
A constitution replaces a king. But oh, how we love a king. We tell the country to ‘light diyas on
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No Chip on My Shoulder…!
“India is getting five billion dollars,” said my neighbour excitedly. I nearly dropped my teacup. “From whom?” I asked. “And
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Ganpati Festival and Mumbai…!
Mumbai is a crowded city. We crowd into trains, buses, lifts, markets, offices, restaurants and occasionally into spaces where even
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Half a Million Gmail Frauds..!
I just read a piece of news that the Gujarat Police have uncovered a network involving more than five hundred
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