A Book is a Journey..!
“Wonderful news!” said the gentleman. “I have finished my book!” “Congratulations!” I said. “What happens in chapter two?” “The same
Read more.October 2, 2026
Ouch the Couch..!
“Congratulations, sir!” said the secretary, entering the sports official’s room. “Another gold?” “No, sir. Another baby. We are maintaining our
Read more.October 2, 2026
Death as Revenge..!
“Where is your appointment letter?” I imagine asking that question of anyone who announces he is killing people on God’s
Read more.October 1, 2026
Compassion When You’re In Agony..!
“Can’t you see I’m suffering?” we shout at the person who has brought us a glass of water. The person
Read more.September 30, 2026
Authenticity of the Video..!
When videos surfaced showing groups of men harassing women in Bihar’s Samastipur and Jamui, the words that police are “checking
Read more.September 30, 2026
Focus on the Shore..!
Halfway through a dip in the sea, I once swallowed a mouthful of seawater and announced that the sea was
Read more.September 29, 2026
No Bank Strike..!
When I heard that the bank strike had been called off, I wondered what would have happened if it had
Read more.September 28, 2026
New Cut-Off..!
Yesterday, as my car passed a liquor shop near Fort in Bombay, a notice in bold letters caught my eye:
Read more.September 27, 2026
Throw Your Tenant Out…!
“Who lives in that room?” I asked my friend. “Nobody,” he said. “Then why do you keep talking to him?”
Read more.September 26, 2026
Some Confused Newsrooms..!
“Sir, our newspaper has never been fuller,” said the editor proudly. The owner looked pleased. “What have we put on
Read more.September 25, 2026
Fitting a Theory to an Assumption..!
“They have put something in the school food.” The message reached a mother while her son was still in class.
Read more.September 24, 2026
The Ministry of Moving Lips..!
“Sir, are you singing?” The question came from a man standing beside me at an imaginary government function. He had
Read more.September 23, 2026














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.