My Phone Knows Me Better Than My Wife..!
“I wish you hadn’t gone out last evening,” said my wife. I looked at her with the innocent expression husbands
Read more.August 24, 2026
Wherever You Go..!
Since we are holidaying as a family near Lake Naomi in the Poconos, where my daughter has a home in
Read more.August 22, 2026
Cancel their Licence Too..!
The Maharashtra Food and Drug Administration has been inspecting restaurants across Mumbai and finding some frightening things. Dirty kitchens. Unsafe
Read more.August 21, 2026
Losing Pitch Together..!
There is a frightening moment in choral singing when the entire choir begins to lose pitch. Nobody notices it at
Read more.August 21, 2026
Intelligent AI..!
A group of elderly rulers gathered in Delhi to study Artificial Intelligence. They entered the classroom with the confidence of
Read more.August 20, 2026
Six Hundred Examiners Fail the Exam..!
Six hundred examiners entered the examination hall. Unfortunately, the examination body failed all of them. The NTA has reportedly removed
Read more.August 19, 2026
Let your ‘Yes’ be ‘Yes,’..!
“Yes,” said the businessman. “So it is confirmed?” I asked. “Yes,” he repeated. “Absolutely certain?” “Of course.” “Can I depend
Read more.August 18, 2026
Pilot on a High..!
An Air India aircraft dropped nearly three hundred feet during a flight from Phuket to Delhi, and the captain later
Read more.August 17, 2026
Carry Your Mountain to the Valley…!
As I sit atop the Poconos Mountains, surrounded by tall trees, quiet paths and a little brook that seems to
Read more.August 14, 2026
The Girl at the Signal..!
“Ten rupees,” said the man. “Twenty, sir,” said the little girl. “Ten!” he shouted, waving the small plastic flag in
Read more.August 14, 2026
Free for Just One Day..!
“Happy Independence Day!” shouted my neighbour as he hoisted the national flag. “Thank you,” I said. “Does that mean I
Read more.August 14, 2026
Listen to the Brook..!
Within my daughter’s property in the Pocono Mountains flows a tiny brook. It is not one of those grand rivers
Read more.August 13, 2026














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.