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Taking the Mountains Home..!
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Taking the Mountains Home..!
August 25, 2026 Robert Clements 0

“Your suitcase is overweight,” said my wife as we prepared to leave the Poconos. “Impossible,” I said. “I have hardly bought anything.” She looked at the gifts, books, clothes and…

First Teach Potholes Marathi..!
First Teach Potholes Marathi..!
August 25, 2026 2

“Bandra,” I told the auto driver. He looked at me suspiciously. “Bandra?” he repeated. “Yes, Bandra.” “East or West?” “West.” And with that, our highly complicated linguistic exchange was successfully…

My Phone Knows Me Better Than My Wife..!
My Phone Knows Me Better Than My Wife..!
August 24, 2026 5

“I wish you hadn’t gone out last evening,” said my wife. I looked at her with the innocent expression husbands have perfected over centuries. “Yesterday evening?” I asked, buying three…

Wherever You Go..!
Wherever You Go..!
August 22, 2026 4

Since we are holidaying as a family near Lake Naomi in the Poconos, where my daughter has a home in the pine woods, I became curious about its name. The…

Cancel their Licence Too..!
Cancel their Licence Too..!
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The Maharashtra Food and Drug Administration has been inspecting restaurants across Mumbai and finding some frightening things. Dirty kitchens. Unsafe food. Improper storage. Questionable handling. Under the guidance of Maharashtra…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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