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The Emperor Has No Chest..!
A Village Story 
The Emperor Has No Chest..!
September 3, 2026 Robert Clements 0

“Hey,” whispered the white bearded village chief to his bald deputy as they stood at the edge of their village, “do you think my fifty-six-inch chest is growing smaller?” The…

Bringing Oilcans to India..!
Bringing Oilcans to India..!
September 3, 2026 2

Had dinner with a top corporate leader of a multinational company in New York last night, and during our conversation I asked him a question that I thought would make…

Don’t Pull Down the Props..!
Don’t Pull Down the Props..!
September 2, 2026 4

As a youngster, I loved wandering into religious groups and debating with their leaders. I was not always searching for truth. Quite often, I was searching for an audience. One…

New York and the RSS Chief…!
New York and the RSS Chief…!
August 31, 2026 7

I am in New York at the moment, and so is RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat. Mr Bhagwat stood before an American audience and spoke beautifully about unity through diversity. He…

The British Are Coming Back..!
The British Are Coming Back..!
August 31, 2026 6

“The British are coming back! The British are coming back!” The frightened cry travels through villages, election meetings and television studios. “Where are they?” asks an alarmed citizen. “Have their…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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