“Any news?” asked the businessman, looking anxiously out of his office window. “Stock market, sir?” “Clouds!” And there you have Mumbai, the financial capital of India, where men can predict…
“Would you like something with your coffee, sir?” asked the waiter at the airport food court. “Yes,” I said. “A small loan.” He smiled. “I have already paid for parking,”…
“Excuse me,” said the caterpillar, “but I think there has been some mistake in my appointment letter!” “What appointment letter?” I asked. “The one saying I am going to fly!…
“Who put these two reports together?” I asked, staring at the front page of yesterday’s national daily. “A subeditor,” said my neighbour. “Give him an award!” “For journalism?” “For making…
“You pay your driver how much?” asked my neighbour, looking as though I had just announced I was financing his daughter’s wedding. “A little more than the usual.” “Why?” “Because…
Author : Robert Clements
Course by Robert Clements
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.