“Wonderful news!” said the gentleman. “I have finished my book!” “Congratulations!” I said. “What happens in chapter two?” “The same thing as chapter one, but explained more thoroughly.” I imagined…
“Congratulations, sir!” said the secretary, entering the sports official’s room. “Another gold?” “No, sir. Another baby. We are maintaining our population lead!” The official leaned back on his enormous couch….
“Where is your appointment letter?” I imagine asking that question of anyone who announces he is killing people on God’s behalf. “Appointment letter?” he asks. “Yes. Signed by the Almighty….
“Can’t you see I’m suffering?” we shout at the person who has brought us a glass of water. The person can certainly see it. After that reception, they are suffering…
When videos surfaced showing groups of men harassing women in Bihar’s Samastipur and Jamui, the words that police are “checking the authenticity of the video” caught my attention. Immediately, I…
Author : Robert Clements
Course by Robert Clements
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.