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May I Have Your Permission to Expose You..!
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May I Have Your Permission to Expose You..!
October 29, 2026 Robert Clements 0

“Good morning, sir! I’m a journalist investigating the bridge your department built.” “Wonderful! Has it won an award?” “It has fallen into the river, sir. But before writing about the…

The WhatsApp Forwarder..!
The WhatsApp Forwarder..!
October 27, 2026 4

The WhatsApp forwarder wakes up each morning with a purpose. While the rest of us are brushing our teeth and wondering whether there is enough milk for tea, he is…

The Crucifix That Fell..!
The Crucifix That Fell..!
October 27, 2026 4

About twenty seven minutes into an evening Mass in Guayaquil, Ecuador, a large wooden crucifix fell from behind the altar and struck Father Patricio Sánchez. The priest died, leaving his…

The One Minute Presentation..!
The One Minute Presentation..!
October 26, 2026 0

“You have one minute to introduce your business,” says the chairman. “Thank you! Before I begin…” And there goes the first ten seconds. Last night I addressed the Fishers business…

I’ve Kept It Safely..!
I’ve Kept It Safely..!
October 25, 2026 8

“I know I kept it safely,” I announced, with the confidence of a man who had just made a terrible mistake. My wife looked up. After years of marriage, she…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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