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Please Prove You Are Human..!
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Please Prove You Are Human..!
November 2, 2026 Robert Clements 0

Yesterday, a website asked me to prove I was human. I thought of sending it my electricity bill, a photograph of my stomach, and a recording of me arguing with…

Pollution and the Common Man..!
Pollution and the Common Man..!
November 2, 2026 0

“Can the people see what we are doing?” asked the minister anxiously, looking out of his window. “No, sir,” replied his secretary. “The smog is excellent today.” The minister relaxed….

A Mock Parliament in the Garden..!
A Mock Parliament in the Garden..!
November 1, 2026 2

The opposition has conducted a mock Parliament, and I can imagine the ruling party laughing. A Parliament in a garden! How ridiculous! Then comes the awkward question. Why should elected…

There’s Nothing You Can Do..!
There’s Nothing You Can Do..!
October 30, 2026 6

I must confess I did a shameful thing while watching a funeral video that suddenly appeared on my phone. I smiled. There were at least a dozen priests around the…

More Court than Government..!
More Court than Government..!
October 30, 2026 1

Most mornings, reading the newspaper, I wonder whether I have bought the legal supplement by mistake. The court has asked. The court has stayed. The court has directed. Somewhere between…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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