Columns

Today’s Inconvenience, Tomorrow’s Comfort..!
“Today’s inconvenience, tomorrow’s comfort!” announced the board beside a road that had apparently resigned from being a road. “How reassuring,”
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No Journalists, Please..!
“Sir, there is a journalist at the door!” “Tell him we have already issued the press release.” “He wants to
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Wanted! Indian Heroes..!
“Wanted,” I announced, “brave Indians for immediate placement at strategic locations!” “Security guards?” asked my neighbour. “Heroes!” “For a film?
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Before Carrying Her Across…!
“Wait!” I tell the groom as he prepares to carry his bride across the threshold. He freezes. His bride looks
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A Book is a Journey..!
“Wonderful news!” said the gentleman. “I have finished my book!” “Congratulations!” I said. “What happens in chapter two?” “The same
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Ouch the Couch..!
“Congratulations, sir!” said the secretary, entering the sports official’s room. “Another gold?” “No, sir. Another baby. We are maintaining our
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Death as Revenge..!
“Where is your appointment letter?” I imagine asking that question of anyone who announces he is killing people on God’s
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Compassion When You’re In Agony..!
“Can’t you see I’m suffering?” we shout at the person who has brought us a glass of water. The person
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Authenticity of the Video..!
When videos surfaced showing groups of men harassing women in Bihar’s Samastipur and Jamui, the words that police are “checking
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Focus on the Shore..!
Halfway through a dip in the sea, I once swallowed a mouthful of seawater and announced that the sea was
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No Bank Strike..!
When I heard that the bank strike had been called off, I wondered what would have happened if it had
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New Cut-Off..!
Yesterday, as my car passed a liquor shop near Fort in Bombay, a notice in bold letters caught my eye:
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