We Applaud You, Dear Doctors..!

And suddenly as the world looks at doctors as their new saviors, this, after lampooning and even physically assaulting them in our country, I decided I’d lighten the air a bit, by some laughter around these dedicated men and women. Doctors I’ve noticed have a great sense of humour, and very often when I go with my doctor wife to medical parties where her colleagues gather, I find quite a few of them keeping the evening going with their great wit and ability to turn anything into a joke!
Here are some witticisms by the medical fraternity, dedicated to all the doctors in the world!
Here goes:
‘Let me tell you about my doctor. He’s very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He’ll go out and come in again!
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years ..before he realized she was Chinese.
Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn’t paid his bill, so, the doctor gave him another six months.
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, “Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he’s invisible.”
The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, “Doctor, doctor! – my son just swallowed a roll of film!”
The doctor calmly replied, “Well let’s just wait and see what develops.”
One patient came in and said, “Doctor, I have a serious memory problem”
The doctor asked, “When did it start?”
The man replied, “When did what start?”
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: “Don’t answer it.”
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, “Doctor, I think I’m a bell.”
The doctor gave him some pills and said, “Here, take these —If they don’t work, give me a ring.”
Another guy told the doctor that he thought. He was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, ” Go sit over there. I’ll deal with you later.”
When I told my doctor, I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places!
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, then he says,
“I wish you had come to me sooner!”
And after you’ve smiled and chuckled dear reader, remember them today, as grim faced they battle on the frontlines the deadly virus, sometimes without enough protection. Let’s applaud them for the great work they are doing, and pray sincerely that soon they will be able to return to their gatherings of laughter, safety and security!
We wish them victory as they battle the violent, and virile virus! We applaud you dear doctor..!

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12 thoughts on “We Applaud You, Dear Doctors..!”

    1. Gud one!Yeah sometimes we go to the doctor with a complaint..not serious sickness and come back cured with their hilarious comments.. sometimes they joke about our sickness too..and that makes our day..at this time of Covid they have given of their best..God bless the medical staff..after all He is the Divine Physician!!

  1. I’d like to widen the net, to include the entire medical fraternity, Nurses medical attendants, the lab staff et all.
    Be Blessed All of you!!🙏🙏

  2. Yes, quite true.
    The Doctors, Nurses and Health Workers are the real ones battling the pandemic.
    Let us pray God to keep them safe and secure under His wings 🙏🙏🙏

  3. Gud one!Yeah sometimes we go to the doctor with a complaint..not serious sickness and come back cured with their hilarious comments.. sometimes they joke about our sickness too..and that makes our day..at this time of Covid they have given of their best..God bless the medical staff..after all He is the Divine Physician!!

  4. Your article was hilarious..maybe someone reading it could just make their sickness disappear..hats off for the comments..God bless your doctor wife and medical staff the world over.

  5. Doctors and health care workers have always been savoirs !
    They risk infection to themselves and their families in order to care for us , and have done so since times immemorial . They deserve to be applauded at all times !
    They are patient, understanding, compassionate and sympathetic and comforting , inducing hope and positivity in the people they treat.
    They are even more heroic during pandemics !

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