Every morning I open the newspaper, and what greets me? The smiling, smirking, sneering faces of our political leaders. I go for a walk, and there they are on giant billboards. They are there in advertisements for roads, in government schemes, even on electricity bills. Sometimes I wonder whether I live in a democracy or in a photo album.
And here is the strange part. Not one of them looks even remotely like a film star.
Most have expressions that could curdle milk.
Some seem to be frowning at their own picture, others appear to be scolding the reader. Yet they seem convinced the nation cannot move forward without seeing their faces everywhere.
I sometimes imagine the conversation that must take place at their offices. “Sir, shall we print the ad about the new bridge?” asks the assistant. “Yes, yes,” says the leader. “Make sure my face covers half the bridge!” If there is a drought relief poster, there is his picture. If there is a vaccination drive, there she is, grinning as if she mixed the serum herself.
Even death certificates may soon come with a leader’s smiling face, reminding you that he still lives though you are dead.
Why this obsession? Is it vanity or pride, or a huge inferiority complex? Do they think that the more we see them, the more we will love them? I have bad news for them. Familiarity breeds contempt. Every time I see one of those forced smiles, my morning coffee turns bitter.
And what about the expressions? Many look like they are in a permanent state of irritation. Some look at the camera as if the photographer owes them money. A few appear to have just swallowed a lemon. Honestly, if mothers were told to hang these portraits in their drawing rooms, even they would hesitate.
I have a solution. Instead of plastering their faces everywhere, our leaders should spend some time before a mirror, not admiring, but introspecting. Let them learn to be honest, compassionate, and sincere. Let them try doing good without expecting applause. Slowly, the lines of deceit will fade, and their faces will begin to glow.
That glow, born of kindness and integrity, will make them truly photogenic.
And then, they will not even need to display their pictures. Their good works will speak louder than their portraits. People will remember their smiles not because they were printed on posters, but because they brought genuine smiles to others.
Until then, dear leaders, please vacate my visual space. Let my morning paper return to being about news and not about noses. When you finally become beautiful from the inside, the world will notice without you asking. Till that day, spare our eyes, and let your deeds—not your faces—fill the pages.
In the holy scriptures we learn that nobody has seen the face of God, yet through His works we see Him everywhere. Right?
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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.
The price we pay for putting them on this pedestal!!
Yes, it is finally our fault. Thank you Villiers
Bob Sir. U are astrologer and have read the feelings of common citizens of all states. U have written absolute truth. For the last many years crores of Rupees are spent on advertisement and photos of the state. political leaders describing target and achievements. Most of the targets are never completed. It’s very painful and Irritating. I know the truth and feel very painful about the expenditure involved in such. Sadvertisement. This money can be spent on other public welfare. Political leaders should understand the necessity of common pure public and spend the money carefully.
Thank you Mr Kukreja.
Your witty and amusing narrative of our “poster boys” had me in splits.
Height of narcissism demonstrated shamelessly by our autocratic leaders whose only motto is ” the show must go on.”
“Let’s just do it” for publicity, never mind if our posters are torn down or a NIKE is hurled at it. “Just vote.”😀
What a sharp and funny take on today’s political scene! I couldn’t agree more, it really does feel like we’re living inside a giant photo album. Everywhere you look, there’s another smiling or frowning face staring back at you. I loved the line about leaders needing to look into the mirror for introspection rather than admiration so true! If only they realised that good deeds would make them truly memorable, not endless posters. Brilliantly written and thought-provoking!
Good one Robert.