A Black James Bond..!

I have been following the debate about who should be the next James Bond, and one name keeps popping up like an unwanted advertisement on YouTube. Idris Elba. Every few months somebody says, “He should be Bond!” Then somebody else says, “No, he shouldn’t!”

Then a third person writes a twelve page essay explaining why the first two are wrong. Meanwhile poor Idris Elba probably wishes Bond would simply retire and take up gardening.

For years, Elba was one of the most popular choices to replace Daniel Craig. And why not? The man looks as though he could walk into a room, order a martini, stop a bank robbery, rescue a kitten, solve a diplomatic crisis and still be home in time for dinner.

Yet the discussion somehow stopped being about acting and became about skin colour.

Which is strange.

Imagine a secret agent who survives explosions, drives cars through walls, jumps from helicopters, escapes sharks, defeats international villains and saves the world before breakfast. Apparently, all that is believable.

But some people draw the line at a darker complexion.

“That’s unrealistic!” they cry.

Really?

I have seen this colour obsession all my life.

In the corporate world, I have watched fair skinned candidates glide into jobs like luxury cars entering a five-star hotel. The board members smile. The HR department beams. Everybody nods approvingly.

Six months later the company is sinking faster than the Titanic and the dark-skinned fellow they rejected is running a successful business across the road.

Then there is the marriage market.

I love those advertisements.

Wanted. Fair skinned bride. As though they are purchasing paint for a living room wall.

Nobody says, “Wanted. Kind hearted bride who can tolerate a husband who loses his spectacles every day.”

Nobody says, “Wanted. Intelligent bride who can balance a budget and stop me buying things I don’t need.”

No. Fair skinned.

I sometimes feel sorry for the poor girl. She may be able to run a company, fly an aircraft and perform brain surgery, but the marriage proposal, stands with a colour chart comparing shades.

Even a leading national leader seems nervous about skin colour. Have you noticed how some photographs make him look several shades lighter than they did the previous week whenever he goes abroad? By the time he returns he looks as though he has been whitewashed by the Public Works Department.

Personally, I think dark skin is beautiful. It has character. It has richness. It glows. In fact, when I meet people obsessed with fairness, I often want to ask, “If fair skin is such a guarantee of success, why do refrigerators not run the country?”

Perhaps the real problem is not black skin or white skin. Perhaps it is grey matter.

And unfortunately, that is something make up cannot fix…!

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9 thoughts on “A Black James Bond..!”

  1. Oh yes! That is one of the divisive factors prevalent in our land unfortunately. If course, now there are more. Religious bias. The other day i responded to something on FB and prompt comes a response “You rice-bag convert”. No worries, he received a retort “Seems to me you are describing yourself.” You get what i meant

  2. There is an unconscious bias in all of us. Try doing the Implicit Association Test (IAT) which will show up such biases.

  3. Two discussions one blending into another. The Bond one I think should not have a ‘black’ not because of colour bias but just because.
    The fair skinned discussion absolutely right. I have seen it personally in my many work experiences. I have worked with many companies and a fair skinned handsome or beautiful man or woman always steals the promotion or increment. They sell faster than a darker skinned person. In the dating or marriage market again the same bias. My wife is dark skinned and I have seen bias with her from many. One person had the temerity to advise her to wear dark colours as bright colours will not be good. So the column is right on the button.

  4. Yes I totally agree. In offices the fair and beautiful grab the promotions even if they don’t deserve it. These days even among friends if we discuss politics and something that is against the ruling party. Immediately they say why are you staying here go to Portugal or Pakistan. What is the logic in this.

  5. True.

    Black or white, it is only the grey that should matter in a racist, color obsessed world. What happens to us, the “browns? We don’t fit in or exist?

    What happened to the first lady Bond, Lashana Lynch? The “No time to die” British actress who was prematurely put down to rest? Is it because of her colour or gender or both?

  6. I wonder whether Adam & Eve were fair skinned, dark skinned OR brown skinned. They certainly were not yellow skinned like the Chinese. I wish they were as they would have eaten up the serpent and we would be saved of the orginal sin.

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