I looked at the banners I was making:
We want Freedom of speech!
We want Freedom to Speak!
We want Freedom of Expression!
All banners for the next march, morcha or protest against the government. Then I heard a sound and from across my room heard muffled sobs and saw a man in a lecturer’s garb coming across to me, “What’s wrong?” I asked.
He pointed to the inside of his mouth and I realized there was no tongue.
“Government did that?” I asked and watched him nodding in affirmation.
“Terrible!” I said, “We must organize a morcha. Get a banner ready, have a candle light vigil, against those two in the centre!”
He shook his head. “You don’t want protests? You don’t want me to hold a banner and get your tongue back?” I asked.
He nodded affirmatively and I got ready to show him a poster, denouncing the government, “This government seems to be slicing everybody’s tongue off!” I said irritably and watched as he shook his head in disagreement. “No, you need to shake your head up and down!” I said gently, “It will take you time to learn sign language now that you have no tongue!”
I got down to selecting the poster for him, when I heard another sound from afar, and found the tongueless man running to the window and beckoning someone up. It was a woman, and as I heard her sounds, I realized she had a tongue, but was still in pain after it had been stitched back.
“So you also lost your tongue for a while?” I asked her and she nodded.
“You also can have a banner against the ruling party at the centre!” I said and found both the man and woman shaking their heads negatively.
“You don’t want a banner?” I asked and found both of them nodding that they wanted one.
I got up from my banner making and went to the speech-less two, “You want a banner, but you don’t want a banner? Maybe you two should take lessons on how to express yourselves!” I watched startled as the woman and the man grabbed the paint brush from my hand, and wrote something on the banner on the ground, “Down, Down Congress!” I read, “But why?” I asked and found them both telling me in sign language it was the Congress who had cut off both their tongues.
“Yours was cut off in Rajasthan?” I asked the girl, “And yours in Mumbai for saying something against Rahul and the Gandhi family?” I asked the man who I realized was a lecturer.
I heard a wail from West Bengal, and before hearing that Mamata had also done the same, I threw my banners away, realizing that every party that came to power, having no idea what freedom of expression meant, ruled with a pair of scissors..!
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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.
We’re passing through tough times. This will also pass off & bettersense will prevail.
When people get power they become insecure and suspicious of others.
So they hate even healthy criticism.