They Will Vote for Me Anyway…!

“Can you imagine,” said the elected representative, poking a fat finger into my ribs, “the people want a new bus terminus.”

“Yes,” I said, “I’ve heard about that.”

“What do we need a bus terminus for,” he said, “when we have an international airport here.”

“Yes,” I said again.

“Our people think very small,” he continued, “they should think big. They think of buses, I think of airplanes.”

“You are a great man,” I said.

“They think of hospitals,” he continued, “I think of five-star hotels.”

“Your thoughts are big,” I agreed.

“They want a municipal hospital,” he continued, “whereas they’ve got the biggest five star hotel in the city.”

“Small people,” I said, “with small minds.”

The elected representative stared at me fiercely, “I get calls from people,” he said slowly, “about garbage not being cleared every day.”

“Rubbish,” I said.

“Can you believe it,” he said, “they want me to think about their garbage problems, when my thoughts are on lofty projects.”

“Silly people,” I said.

“Can you see that land over there,” said the representative going to the window.

“Yes,” I said, “the one across the road.”

“Yes,” said the representative, “I am going to build a sports complex there.”

“How nice,” I said.

“It will be the best in the country,” he said proudly, “and all the people can come and jog and run and walk and exercise every day, what a healthy suburb it will be,” he continued.

“Who needs hospitals,” I said.

“Or bus terminuses,” said the representative, “but do you know something, people have limited vision. They cannot see the sports complex across the road.”

“Then what do they see?” I asked.

“The potholes in the road,” he exclaimed angrily.

“Small minded people,” I said.

“All they talk of is the holes in the road, and the cracks on the footpath, when just beyond lies a dream coming true, can’t they look beyond?” asked the representative sadly.

“They have limited vision,” I said humbly, nodding at his wisdom.

“But they are a lucky people,” cried the great man coming back to his seat.

“Why,” I asked with bated breath.

“Because, I am not upset or disturbed by the complaints of these people, you know why?”

“No!” I said.

“Because the people will vote for me whether I deliver or not deliver; all they are interested in, is which god I worship, and if I will thrash those who worship other gods! Which means I can do what I want!”

“You are a great man, a clever man!” I said, “how lucky we people are..!”

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2 thoughts on “They Will Vote for Me Anyway…!”

  1. Truth with tongue in cheek making us smile through our tears,Bobby.Thank you for the article that shows us how, for bribe, business tycoons are given power to construct metrolinks, firms etc. by politicians. Ecology is effected, farmers are impoverished and Adivasis are robbed of their lands.

  2. Speak The Truth & Let The whole World know…But After Knowing If They Do The Foolish…They Will Be The Loosers…Lack Of Trust & Faith…Is Left Behind…#BobsBunter

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