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To Lead, Accede and Succeed..!
Political Satire 

To Lead, Accede and Succeed..!

May 18, 2023 Robert Clements 3

The chief minister for Karnataka has finally been chosen, but for a few crucial days after the elections, a tale of two ambitious men holding tightly to the chief minister’s Chair, unfolded! In my wild imagination while their fight was going one, I see these two glaring at each other…

They Will Vote for Me Anyway…!
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They Will Vote for Me Anyway…!

December 30, 2022 Robert Clements 2

“Can you imagine,” said the elected representative, poking a fat finger into my ribs, “the people want a new bus terminus.” “Yes,” I said, “I’ve heard about that.” “What do we need a bus terminus for,” he said, “when we have an international airport here.” “Yes,” I said again. “Our…

No Congress Debate Sir?
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No Congress Debate Sir?

October 3, 2022 Robert Clements 6

As I hear that Mallikarjun Kharge wants no debate with Shashi Tharoor, for the Congress president elections, I wonder how any candidate can be elected without hearing him speak? ‘’Sir, why are you afraid of debates?” “I don’t want one, because I’ve already been blessed!” “Blessed by whom?” “By the…

Defections and all that Money..!
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Defections and all that Money..!

June 27, 2022 Robert Clements 4

How much money did it take for so many MLAs to cross the floor, betray their leader, betray their voters, forget their ideology and run to the other end of the country? I wonder what people do with so much money? I mean you get a crore that’s a lot…

The Poll Strategist..!
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The Poll Strategist..!

April 29, 2022 Robert Clements 1

“Hi!” “Hi! Why are you waiting outside? I thought our meeting to lay out my strategy for your party to win elections was taking place inside?” “Yes, it is, but I thought it would be better if we could meet before you meet mummy and the others inside!” “Have I…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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