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Category: Political Satire

Cancel their Licence Too..!
Political Satire 

Cancel their Licence Too..!

August 21, 2026 Robert Clements 1
March on dear Antinationals..!
Political Satire 

March on dear Antinationals..!

July 27, 2026 Robert Clements
Forcibly Removed from Fasting..!
Political Satire 

Forcibly Removed from Fasting..!

July 20, 2026 Robert Clements
Which Party Am I in Today?
Political Satire 

Which Party Am I in Today?

June 21, 2026 Robert Clements
Exporting Our Fuel..!
Political Satire 

Exporting Our Fuel..!

May 31, 2026 Robert Clements
Finding ‘Landing Ground’..!
Political Satire 

Finding ‘Landing Ground’..!

October 6, 2025 Robert Clements 7

It was a quote that made me smile this morning. “We have to find landing ground for our trade discussions,” said our External Affairs Minister, reported The Times of India. Now, in my vivid imagination—one that has a life of its own—I see the weary minister flying to yet another…

Playing With the Constitution..!
Political Satire 

Playing With the Constitution..!

April 18, 2025 Robert Clements 9

Ah, there they go again—the Supreme Court wagging its finger like a stern headmaster at a bunch of unruly students called Parliament. You’d think our honourable elected representatives would by now have graduated from learning the laws. They’re supposed to be called the guardians of the law, right? But no….

Passing the Political Laughter Test..!
Political Satire 

Passing the Political Laughter Test..!

April 11, 2025 Robert Clements 1

Before being elected, politicians should be made to attend a special school. Not one where economics and politics are taught—no, sir! —but one where they’re taught to laugh at themselves! Yes, I’m talking about good old belly-shaking, ego-deflating, humility-inducing laughter—at themselves! Imagine, if you will, a classroom full of aspiring…

The People’s Bullet..!
Political Satire 

The People’s Bullet..!

April 26, 2024 Robert Clements 4

The nervous politician hastily drew the curtains in his house, and looked out furtively through a small opening in the folds, “What’s happening husband?” asked his troubled wife, running to the window, and nearly drawing the curtains open, “Are there assassins outside? Murderers who want to get your blood?” “Don’t…

To Lead, Accede and Succeed..!
Political Satire 

To Lead, Accede and Succeed..!

May 18, 2023 Robert Clements 3

The chief minister for Karnataka has finally been chosen, but for a few crucial days after the elections, a tale of two ambitious men holding tightly to the chief minister’s Chair, unfolded! In my wild imagination while their fight was going one, I see these two glaring at each other…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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