Many of us grew up hearing a sentence repeated by parents, teachers, coaches and even old uncles sitting with cups of tea after a cricket match. “Learn to lose gracefully.” We were told that being a good loser was as important as being a good winner. Shake hands. Smile. Accept…
The Slow Death of Enterprise…!
“Anything free this election?” a fictitious friend asks me, leaning forward with the eagerness of a man about to win a lucky draw. “Quite a bit,” I tell him. “In fact, so much that you may soon wonder why anyone ever thought of working.” He nods thoughtfully. Because that is…
The Great Election Religion Tamasha…!
“Who are you voting for?” he asked me with great seriousness, as though the future of the nation rested delicately between his teacup and my answer. “I was thinking,” I said, “of voting for whoever will stop the unnecessary concretising down my road.” He looked at me with pity. Not…
Choosing Another Faith..!
The moment a son or daughter says they are marrying someone from another faith, homes that once echoed with laughter suddenly sound like courtrooms. Charges are framed. Judgments are passed. And somewhere between anger and fear, we reach for our favourite accusation. Love- jihad. Forced conversion. Brainwashing. It is dramatic….
Is Your Captain on Board?
Somewhere in a quiet naval harbour, a young naval lieutenant stood tall, chest out, uniform crisp, as he guided a massive ship out into open waters. Every turn was precise, every command by the book. The vessel moved like poetry in motion, slicing through the harbour as though it had…
Forwarded As Received..!
There is a strange sense of duty that has quietly crept into our lives. It does not come from religion, though it feels spiritual. It does not come from law, though it feels binding. It comes from that glowing little screen in our hands, and it whispers a simple command:…
The Onion- Conditioner..!
Union Minister, Jyotiraditya Scindia has apparently discovered a revolutionary alternative to air conditioning. A humble onion in his pocket! Now, I must confess, when I first heard this, I felt a deep sense of inadequacy. Here I was, paying electricity bills that arrive like legal notices, adjusting temperature settings with…
Late, therefore Important…!
There is a strange disease spreading through society, and it is called cultivated lateness. It is not caused by traffic, monsoon potholes, or missing auto rickshaws. It is caused by insecurity. Some people do not arrive late because they have to. They arrive late because they believe it adds importance….
A Rupee Coin..!
It happened at a cricket match, the umpire, an elderly gentleman with all the authority of a man who had probably declared many batsmen out unfairly in his life, stood ready for the toss and asked in a serious voice, “Anybody having a one rupee coin?” There was silence. Real…
Crying Wolf Too Often..!
We all know the fable about the shepherd boy. He rushes into town shouting that wolves are attacking his sheep. The villagers drop their work, run to help, and find they have been fooled. He does it again. Same drama. Same deception. Then comes the day a real wolf attacks….
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.