The Government Wants to ‘Friend’ Me..!
“Yesterday, the police chased me with a baton. Today, the government sent me a friendship request.” The young student stared
Read more.August 11, 2026
My Lost Spectacles…!
“Has anyone seen my spectacles?” I shouted. My wife looked up from her book, started strangely at me, then asked
Read more.August 10, 2026
Confident Leader or Clever Actor..!
“Makeup!” The leader sits before the mirror while an assistant powders his face. “Chest out, sir,” whispered another. The leader
Read more.August 8, 2026
Where the Real Head Table Is..!
How we love sitting at the Head Table! I decided to walk over and interview one. “Hi!” I said. “Sit!”
Read more.August 7, 2026
No Crime to be Left-Handed…!
As I watch my youngest grandchild slowly using her left hand more than her right, I wonder whether she is
Read more.August 7, 2026
Old Men, the World Has Changed..!
“Speak to the youth!” said one old man to another. So, they found a radio, adjusted the microphone, cleared their
Read more.August 6, 2026
The Examination We Will Never Pass..!
“Papa, how do you know this news is true?” My friend looked at his twelve-year-old son, then at the WhatsApp
Read more.August 5, 2026
Silencing a Fifteen Year Old..!
A fifteen-year-old girl uses abusive language while speaking about the Prime Minister. Immediately, the machinery of power allegedly swings into
Read more.August 4, 2026
Walls That Build…!
As this government insists on building walls between people, here are two walls worth mentioning. The first belongs to an
Read more.August 1, 2026
Controlling Death and Life…!
One of the smallest organs in the body is the tongue, and yet there has been so much that has
Read more.August 1, 2026
Ours, Not to Reason Why..!
A poem that fascinated me in my school days was Alfred Lord Tennyson’s The Charge of the Light Brigade. “Forward,
Read more.July 31, 2026
Belted, Thrashed and Walloped..!
“Did you always thrash your children?” I asked an elderly father. “Of course not!” he replied indignantly. “I only used
Read more.July 30, 2026














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.