Your Business Is the Bible They Read..!
“Sir, are you a Christian?” asked the customer. “Certainly!” beamed the businessman. “Church every Sunday, committee meeting every month, and
Read more.October 9, 2026
The Pillow Knows..!
“Why do you do it?” I asked Natrajan Iyer. A reasonable question for a man who had relentlessly taken on
Read more.October 9, 2026
Today’s Inconvenience, Tomorrow’s Comfort..!
“Today’s inconvenience, tomorrow’s comfort!” announced the board beside a road that had apparently resigned from being a road. “How reassuring,”
Read more.October 8, 2026
No Journalists, Please..!
“Sir, there is a journalist at the door!” “Tell him we have already issued the press release.” “He wants to
Read more.October 7, 2026
Wanted! Indian Heroes..!
“Wanted,” I announced, “brave Indians for immediate placement at strategic locations!” “Security guards?” asked my neighbour. “Heroes!” “For a film?
Read more.October 6, 2026
Before Carrying Her Across…!
“Wait!” I tell the groom as he prepares to carry his bride across the threshold. He freezes. His bride looks
Read more.October 5, 2026
A Book is a Journey..!
“Wonderful news!” said the gentleman. “I have finished my book!” “Congratulations!” I said. “What happens in chapter two?” “The same
Read more.October 2, 2026
Ouch the Couch..!
“Congratulations, sir!” said the secretary, entering the sports official’s room. “Another gold?” “No, sir. Another baby. We are maintaining our
Read more.October 2, 2026
Death as Revenge..!
“Where is your appointment letter?” I imagine asking that question of anyone who announces he is killing people on God’s
Read more.October 1, 2026
Compassion When You’re In Agony..!
“Can’t you see I’m suffering?” we shout at the person who has brought us a glass of water. The person
Read more.September 30, 2026
Authenticity of the Video..!
When videos surfaced showing groups of men harassing women in Bihar’s Samastipur and Jamui, the words that police are “checking
Read more.September 30, 2026
Focus on the Shore..!
Halfway through a dip in the sea, I once swallowed a mouthful of seawater and announced that the sea was
Read more.September 29, 2026














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.