A Chapel Mix-up..!
A couple of my serious friends have been calling me and saying, “Bob you’ve been writing too much banter lately, what about a serious article?” “Like what?” I ask “Something churchy?” “Okay friends I’ll oblige, here’s something churchy for you”: In the days when you couldn’t count on a public…
Weird People Outside..!
For those who have become house addicts like me, here’s an almost real life story: “You need to go out once in a while!” the wife’s been telling me, “Otherwise a stage will come when the world outside won’t know you at all!” “Everybody knows me!” I said easily, “See…
My Collapsible Coffee Kettle..!
Now I’m here in Scotland, but packed deep in my bag is my collapsible kettle so I can have my coffee every morning. I be one who likes my jug of coffee in the morning, and when I say jug I mean jug not mug, and then life’s good and…
Those Weird People Outside..!
“You need to go out once in a while!” the wife’s been telling me, “Otherwise a stage will come when the world outside won’t know you at all, or worse you might forget how to deal with the world outside!” “Ok,” I said, and decided to cash a cheque by…
Insuring My Assets..!
I was surprised to see a friend’s wife grinning at me this morning. My friend, a retired colonel, was a friendly sort of fellow, but his wife acted as if I were a foot soldier, too junior to converse with. “How’s business?” she asked after the grin. “I’m not in…
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.