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Missed Call..!
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Missed Call..!

August 11, 2022 Robert Clements 1
Hiding My Marksheet..!
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Hiding My Marksheet..!

June 16, 2022 Robert Clements
Coffee, Tea or Me..!
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Coffee, Tea or Me..!

June 10, 2022 Robert Clements
A Bank Strike..!
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A Bank Strike..!

May 5, 2022 Robert Clements
Garbage Hacker..!
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Garbage Hacker..!

February 7, 2022 Robert Clements
Make Me A Match.!
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Make Me A Match.!

February 6, 2022 Robert Clements 2

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match Find me a find, Catch me a catch Matchmaker, Matchmaker Look through your books and make me a perfect match. And as the strains of Fiddler On The Roof’s, Matchmaker chorus fades away, I wondered how the local matchmaker was faring what with so…

Majority-Minority Syndrome..!
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Majority-Minority Syndrome..!

January 18, 2022 Robert Clements 5

The dog was not in his best spirits. “Anything the matter?” I asked. He didn’t bother to look up. “The dog is not in good spirits,” said the wife to me. I nodded and waited for others in the house to make similar comment. “Listen,” I told the dog, “I…

Weeping In the Neighbour’s House..!
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Weeping In the Neighbour’s House..!

November 22, 2021 Robert Clements 5

The wife told me we had to visit the neighbors this morning. She said we should take a box of sweets along with us. “Whatever for?” I asked, “are they moving out?” “Their daughter passed her SSC. It is a big occasion for them. Wear your suit!” “Suit?” I asked,…

No Need for Men..!
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No Need for Men..!

November 22, 2021 Robert Clements 4

A few years ago, a scientist, Paul de Sousa of Edinburgh University announced at the BA Science Festival in Dublin that his team had succeeded in creating ‘virgin embryos’, or parthenotes, by stimulating a human egg to start dividing like an embryo without the addition of any genetic material from…

A Tale of ‘Returned’ Umbrellas..!
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A Tale of ‘Returned’ Umbrellas..!

October 10, 2021 Robert Clements 7

As the monsoon recedes I find many of my umbrellas borrowed quite often without me knowing, suddenly returning, just when I don’t need them anymore, and looking at them today, brought back memories of their ancestors who adorned my life ages ago! My first working monsoon in the city, money…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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