Quite often I tune in to a preacher from Bangalore, one Rev Johnson.V. whose sermons are so sharp, so engaging and brilliant, that I find myself sitting up a little straighter, as if he can somehow see me through the screen and disapprove of my slouch. His words flow with…
No Second Best for God..!
When Speakers Stop Speaking..!
The other day I attended a talk at a sporting location, where the speaker, a very famous author, whose books I have read, talked. Mind you, not ‘spoke’. Talked. Words flew out of his aged mouth from a voice that was powerful and resonant. Unfortunately, it was not a speech….
Unprofessional Professionals..!
Strange contradiction, right? How can you be both unprofessional and a professional? It sounds like saying you are a vegetarian who eats chicken on weekends. Yet, they come in all shapes, sizes and job descriptions. Take the politician. Elected to serve, but serves only himself. His speeches; full of promises,…
Slow Down Your Fingers..!
I have discovered a new species of human being. The Forwarding Genius. He wakes up in the morning, brushes his teeth with one hand, and forwards messages with the other. By the time he has had his first cup of tea, he has already solved world peace, exposed three political…
Are You His Masterpiece?
The other day I was walking past a shop window and noticed a mannequin standing there with more confidence than most politicians I have seen. Chin up, shoulders back, dressed better than the average wedding guest. People stopped. Stared. Some admired. And one fellow even adjusted his own shirt as…
Losing Your Power to Analyse..!
Yesterday I attended a meeting in my society to discuss the feasibility report with a firm, which in Mumbai is not just a project, but an emotional rollercoaster with blueprints. There were long discussions, with an engineer explaining with great seriousness how the old building would give way to a…
Deadly Bird Fight..!
For years my morning coffee, I have in my garden, has come with a peaceful audience. Crows, mynahs, pigeons. Sparrows, and once I counted, eight varieties of birds that gather at my feet, waiting with remarkable discipline for the birdfeed I scatter. No arguments, no shouting, just quiet coexistence. And…
I Messed Up..!
The rarest words in the English language are not “income tax refund” or “let’s talk peace.” They are three simple, honest, terrifying words, “I messed up.” Two days ago after that shocking collision at La Guardia in New York, an air traffic controller reportedly admitted, “I messed up.” No legal…


Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.