I enjoyed this imaginary conversation with a fellow who thought that all stupid people should wear a sign saying they are stupid. What I loved most however was how it ended:

“Why don’t stupid people have signs? Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.”

It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a packers and movers truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says “Hey, you moving?” “Nope,” I say, “We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes!” Here’s your sign.”

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock. I lifted up this huge fish and this idiot on the dock goes, “Hey, you caught all them fish?” “No – We talked ‘em into giving up.” I say. There’s your sign.”

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, “Tire go flat?” I couldn’t resist, and said, “Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up! Here’s your sign.”

Then I stood for club elections years ago, and then after they announced the winner, I guy stepped up to me, and said, “So you lost?” “No!” I wanted to say, “you just lost the sign you should be wearing?”

Then I learned to drive a truck the other day. I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn’t get it out no matter how I tried. I called for help and eventually a little kid shows up stands there gaping in front of me at my truck. I thought here’s a lil feller who sure needs a sign and sure enough he says “So is your truck stuck?” I couldn’t help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the lorry and then back to him and said “no I’m delivering” a bridge … .here’s your sign.”

The lil’ feller sort of looks at me and I swear I could see him looking all over me for my sign, then he says, “I can help you get it through!”

“Oh yeah!” I say, “You think I’m stupid?”

“Yeah,” he said and again he was lookin’ at my sign, “why don’t you just pull some air out of your tires, it’ll sail through!”

And it did.

“Oh man, oh man, after that it’s been a long time since I’ve been looking for signs on other people, the one hangin’ on my chest is a huge big one..!

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