Don’t Touch Me..!
My hands are generally not the talkative type, my mouth makes up for that, so I was a tad surprised
Read more.September 30, 2020
Doob and Bollywood..!
With so many actors and actresses dragged to jail by the Narcotics Control Bureau, or for questioning, many hardcore fans
Read more.September 29, 2020
Untangled..!
There were tears in her eyes as she led me up to the terrace “Look what they’ve done dad,” she
Read more.September 28, 2020
Whistling Spectacles..!
I’ve found the easiest way to find a misplaced cell phone is to call my number and find the instrument
Read more.September 27, 2020
Why Reward Honesty?
Read in the newspaper this morning that an auto driver had been rewarded because of his honesty in returning a
Read more.September 26, 2020
Hitting Below the Belt..!
As fair play evolved and even warfare rules changed from barbaric methods to slightly more civilized ways, certain unsporting practices
Read more.September 25, 2020
War on the Cricket Field..!
And as cricket our passionate, frenzied, national sport starts, I know soon there will be an Indo-Pak match to get
Read more.September 24, 2020
Breath Of God..!
It was my friend Shree who sent me this wonderful story, and I thank him for doing so. A few
Read more.September 23, 2020
Building Crash and No Room..!
And as I heard about the building collapse in Mumbai, with sixteen dead and counting, and other concrete structures crumbling
Read more.September 22, 2020
It’s All In The Eggs You Didn’t Burn..!
The fight had started the night before, and now the next morning, like two animals wary of each other, they
Read more.September 22, 2020
Swimming Pool in a Church..!
The busy architect picked up his ringing phone, ““Yes Father?” he asked, “What can I do for you?” “I am
Read more.September 20, 2020
Mission Accomplished Sir…!
And as I hear about our brave soldiers fighting for the country in the cold heights against a brutal Chinese
Read more.September 19, 2020














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.