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Short Men and Tall Women..!
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Short Men and Tall Women..!

March 4, 2026 Robert Clements 8
Nobody Wants a Silent Chief..!
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Nobody Wants a Silent Chief..!

February 13, 2026 Robert Clements
Only One Speed Saar..!
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Only One Speed Saar..!

February 1, 2026 Robert Clements
Simply Rename..!
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Simply Rename..!

January 23, 2026 Robert Clements
Why Only Greenland?
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Why Only Greenland?

January 20, 2026 Robert Clements
Smog Over the Capital..!
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Smog Over the Capital..!

December 18, 2025 Robert Clements 10

There’s a deadly smog over the capital. A dense, suffocating haze that hangs low over buildings, institutions, and common sense. This is not the kind that makes your throat burn or your eyes water. This one, settles quietly in the mind, blurring judgment and numbing outrage. In this smog, law…

Peace and chalk Piece…!
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Peace and chalk Piece…!

December 8, 2025 Robert Clements 6

There was a time when peace meant something beautiful. It meant neighbours chatting at the gate. It meant children playing cricket without worrying about which side of the street they lived on. It meant laughter floating out of living rooms and chai shared between people with different ideas and beliefs….

Are We Back at School?
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Are We Back at School?

December 5, 2025 Robert Clements 11

How quickly we grow up and imagine we have stopped behaving like children.But all it takes is a little observation and suddenly the entire political landscape looks like the school playground we all once knew so well. Do you remember those days?The strong fellow in class. The one with bulging…

Very ‘Positive’ Talks..!
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Very ‘Positive’ Talks..!

September 23, 2025 Robert Clements 2

Today nothing serious okay, just a fictitious tale! Ruby and Jai met in New York. Ruby’s country couldn’t care less what he said; Jai’s country counted each minute he spent with the other man. Finally, Jai returned and announced proudly that the talks were “positive.” Now, how do I know…

We Didn’t Shake Hands, Ma..!
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We Didn’t Shake Hands, Ma..!

September 16, 2025 Robert Clements 6

There was turmoil in the Mohan household the other evening. The kind that usually follows when cricket is discussed. Not because the TV set broke down during the Indo-Pak match, but because the Mohan parents discovered their two sons had just returned from playing cricket with the neighborhood bullies. “Playing…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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