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The Cleanest Station Award..!
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The Cleanest Station Award..!

April 6, 2020 Robert Clements 6
What’s A Pavement Dad?
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What’s A Pavement Dad?

March 4, 2020 Robert Clements
Namaste! Let’s Look Below Sir..!
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Namaste! Let’s Look Below Sir..!

February 26, 2020 Robert Clements
Five Million Cheerleaders..!
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Five Million Cheerleaders..!

February 21, 2020 Robert Clements
Mr ‘Six Missed Balls’..!
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Mr ‘Six Missed Balls’..!

February 10, 2020 Robert Clements
Beneath Today’s Red Carpet..!
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Beneath Today’s Red Carpet..!

January 26, 2020 Robert Clements 8

And as the country celebrates her Republic Day parade today, as Guests of Honour; leaders from all over the world walk the red carpet and watch the impressive military might and cultural floats displayed for them, in my imagination, it was the President of Brazil, the Chief Guest, who pointed…

The ‘Good Morning’ Housing Society..!
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The ‘Good Morning’ Housing Society..!

January 3, 2020 Robert Clements 7

In a fictitious housing society very close to where I live, many sounds come out of the complex: Harsh words, screams, fists connecting with fists, connecting with shin and groin, and four letter expletives that shock the residents of other colonies who live nearby. But it was not always so….

A Nation on Fire..!
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A Nation on Fire..!

December 18, 2019 Robert Clements 7

“The country is on fire!” “I know, I know, I’ll douse the fire!” “Mamata says that instead of dousing the fire you are stoking it!” “Ah, you know she’s just a loudmouth!” “But now the country’s full of loudmouths!” “I’ll shut them up!” “With water cannons and tear gas? What’s…

When Everest Turned Human..!
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When Everest Turned Human..!

December 12, 2019 Robert Clements 2

A judge in New Zealand followed by another in India have created history and maybe controversy with a single verdict; they have given human status, therefore legal rights to certain rivers in their countries! In New Zealand it is the Whanganui river and in India, the Yamuna and Ganga! Now…

A Police Encounter..!
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A Police Encounter..!

December 9, 2019 Robert Clements 4

Since police encounter deaths are making news again, I decided to visit a police station for an informal chat, “Whenever we do something right we are criticized!” said the police chief, offering me my mandatory plate of batata vada and hot Telangana chutney from the police canteen downstairs, “we have…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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