When Everest Turned Human..!
A judge in New Zealand followed by another in India have created history and maybe controversy with a single verdict; they have given human status, therefore legal rights to certain rivers in their countries! In New Zealand it is the Whanganui river and in India, the Yamuna and Ganga! Now…
A Police Encounter..!
Since police encounter deaths are making news again, I decided to visit a police station for an informal chat, “Whenever we do something right we are criticized!” said the police chief, offering me my mandatory plate of batata vada and hot Telangana chutney from the police canteen downstairs, “we have…
Hide Your Marksheets…!
Many years ago, while doing my undergrad, my professor called me to his room, “With what you write and how you write,” he said, “You will either fail or get an A plus” “Why fail?” I asked. “Because if your examiner is one who wants a copy-paste answer, you’re finished!”…
Now What?
And as everybody heaves a sigh of relief, two men scratch their heads, one hits a bald pate, the other his neatly coiffured grey hair. “Now what?” “I don’t know!” “You better work something out. Your ideas got us where we are, but now, after yesterday, there’s nothing more to…
Pollution Over the Capital..!
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking! We are finding it difficult to locate the capital because of intense pollution! I will have to request each of you to help by looking out of your windows and try to locate any familiar landmarks!” “Yes, yes! I can see my…


Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.