There was a friend of mine who was a good five-foot-nothing. A man with a Napoleon complex, always standing on tiptoes in photographs, buying elevator shoes, and stretching his neck like a giraffe hoping to look taller. “Why don’t you just stand next to shorter people?” I suggested helpfully. “There’s…
Say It When They’re Alive..!
It was old Mr. Vikram’s birthday and he was missing. Ria, his daughter searched their modest apartment, and even glanced down at the compound where the housing society members often gathered. But he was nowhere to be found. Then she remembered. Of course. The cemetery down the road. She walked…
Just a Game of Chess..!
To a few top world leaders, the world seems to have transformed into a giant chessboard. With a calculated move here and a strategic gambit there, they shuffle their pieces, believing they are masters of the game. One chessboard they play on is the international arena, while the other is…
My Laptop, The Columnist…!
People say machines will take over the world someday. Well, if my laptop’s behavior is anything to go by, we have nothing to fear. Here’s how silly that sounds: “Writers say their pen writes their articles,” I muttered. “How ridiculous! A pen is just a tool! It doesn’t think, it…
Blue Skies and Cataracts..!
“Are you worried about tomorrow’s cataract surgery?” asked my daughter yesterday, her voice a curious blend of concern and curiosity. “Not really,” I chuckled. “Why not?” she pressed. “Well,” I grinned, “one, because your mother is a doctor, and I’m leaving everything in her capable hands. And two, because I’m…
Lost In Translation..!
There I was, standing in a police station somewhere deep in Tamil Nadu, anxiously watching the officer behind the desk scribble away, “Sir, what happened?” he asked in English. I carefully explained the whole incident: My car brushed against another vehicle, and the angry driver insisted I accompany him to…
Serving God Without Expecting Tips..!
“God will reward you for this!” cried my neighbor as I helped him push his car down the street, while secretly wondering if I’d need a physiotherapist to work on my back the next day. It’s a common phrase, isn’t it? Hold the lift for someone, and you’ll hear it….
Peck Less and Smile More..!
Every morning, as I step out onto my terrace garden with a fistful of birdseed, I’m greeted by a delightful scene. There they are — Mr. and Mrs. Sparrow, hopping together like an old married couple on their morning walk. I scatter the seeds, and sure enough, the two sparrows…
Celebrate Holi With Every Colour…!
Ah yes, Holi! That delightful festival where even the most serious banker in a stiff suit finds himself smeared with pink, blue, and green. It’s a celebration of colour, of chaos, and of diversity. But imagine, a Holi played with just one colour — say saffron, or blue, or green….
Champions Trophy for India..!
Ah, what a win that was! The streets were alive with cheers, people were dancing on balconies, and social media erupted with messages like, “We did it!” Of course, by “we,” most of us meant “they” — the eleven chaps who actually played the game. But that didn’t stop us…
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.