It was a line I read years ago, tucked away in a traffic police safety article: “He crashed because he was hugging the wrong curve.” You see, he wasn’t steering into the curve on the road—he was busy canoodling with the curve beside him. Yes, that’s right. One hand on…
A Bhangra ‘Abide With Me’..!
The other day I was humming “Abide With Me” under my breath—yes, just quietly, reverently, in my usual out-of-tune baritone—when someone at home (I won’t mention who, but she’s usually quite fond of my ‘music’) wrinkled her nose and said, “Could you not sing that? It sounds… mournful. Like you’re…
There’s Dirt Beneath Your Feet..!
Over the years, I’ve felt rather smug about my eyesight. Never needed glasses for anything except reading. While friends began peering over bifocals, I’d flash my eyes proudly and hit a four in local cricket matches. So, there I was, strolling down the genteel streets of Manhattan’s Upper East Side,…
Influencing, Reels, and a Life Lost..!
She should’ve been swinging a racquet on court, not shot dead by her father. Why was she killed? Because Radhika Yadav, a celebrated state level tennis player made reels. Because she wanted to be an “influencer.” Ah, the word that gets thrown around these days like confetti at a wedding—influencer….
Learning the Local Language..!
Hey guys! Yes, you—with the raised fists and the angry slogans, thrashing that helpless commuter just because he couldn’t say, “Where’s the bus stop?” in your language. Here’s some breaking news: in just a matter of months, maybe even weeks, every man, woman, and chaiwala will carry a gadget that…
Once Religion, Now Language..!
It began with religion, right?Now it’s language.And if you’re listening carefully, you’ll hear not just the shouting on the streets, but a strange silence in the corridors of the old guard—the ones who first taught this nation how to divide. Because this new wave? This isn’t their doing. It’s the…
The Retired Chief Justice and Mercy..!
Ah, how the mighty are judged! Just a few months ago, the then Chief Justice of India, DY Chandrachud, was The Law. His name, attached to landmark verdicts. But now? He stands accused—of overstaying in his official bungalow. Six months past retirement and the judge who once directed others to…
Shout From the Mountaintop, Sir..!
At the BRICS Summit in Rio, our Prime Minister stood tall, chest puffed and chin high, thundered, “The Global South is not being heard!” Bravo, Sir! Bravo! Clap! Clap! Clap! I almost stood up and did a little bhangra right in front of my laptop. But then I paused. You…
Lifter of My Head..!
Have you ever watched someone walking with their head down? No, not the type who’s searching for coins or chasing ants — but one who carries the terrible weight of shame, fear, or plain old defeat. Shoulders slumped, eyes glued to the pavement, and a gait that says, “Don’t talk…
Excellence Versus Excuses..!
A few years ago, I found myself in South Korea, seated in a grand concert hall at a world choir competition. Choirs had flown in from everywhere: Ireland, with its haunting Celtic harmonies; England, bringing in its stiff-upper-lip baritones; the Philippines, with voices that could make angels jealous and the…
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.