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Soft Cuddly Teddy Bears..!
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Soft Cuddly Teddy Bears..!

September 14, 2026 Robert Clements 2
Your Load Bearing Wall..!
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Your Load Bearing Wall..!

September 9, 2026 Robert Clements
Hammer Test or Visual Inspection..!
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Hammer Test or Visual Inspection..!

March 12, 2026 Robert Clements
Adulation and the Fall..!
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Adulation and the Fall..!

February 4, 2026 Robert Clements
How Beautiful, the Snow..!
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How Beautiful, the Snow..!

January 13, 2026 Robert Clements
Bulldozing Their Way Through..!
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Bulldozing Their Way Through..!

December 22, 2025 Robert Clements 3

There is a dangerous illusion in power. That if you have the numbers, you have the nation. That if a bill is passed, the argument is over. That once the Speaker says “ayes have it,” dissent has magically disappeared. It hasn’t. It has only changed location. When Parliament passes laws…

Sailing Rudderless..!
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Sailing Rudderless..!

December 15, 2025 Robert Clements 6

It was the tiniest part of the ship. I stood on the deck, looking at the vastness around me, the towering mast, the thick ropes, the heavy iron chains, and then my eyes fell on something so small that I almost laughed. That little thing? Surely not. “That’s the rudder,”…

Manipulator or Master Builder..!
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Manipulator or Master Builder..!

September 29, 2025 Robert Clements 5

Yesterday, at an AGM, I saw a liar and manipulator being destroyed. Not with drama, not with sirens or headlines, but with the quiet implosion that happens when one’s own tricks finally trip them up. This man had thought himself clever. He placed his stooges in committees like pawns on…

Don’t Want to be a Doctor..!
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Don’t Want to be a Doctor..!

September 24, 2025 Robert Clements 5

The newspaper headline stared at me like an unblinking eye: “Boy with 99.99% ends life on day of departure to medical college.” A teenager from Chandrapur, Maharashtra, bright as a shooting star, ended his own story before it had even begun. His suicide note said it all: “I don’t want…

When Two Bullies Fight..!
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When Two Bullies Fight..!

August 15, 2025 Robert Clements 6

As I watch the US and Russia’s ongoing tiff, and India scampering between them like a schoolboy carrying notes between two brawling seniors, I’m reminded of a golden rule I follow in life, and very often in the housing society I live in: When two bullies fight—move out of the…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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