Still Waters in an Angry Sea…!
Like the fabled Dick Wittington, who visited London expecting her streets to be paved with gold, I also, many decades
Read more.November 4, 2023
Hold your Breath..!
As Mumbai and Delhi exceed pollution limits, I realise there is a master plan behind all this: That even as
Read more.November 3, 2023
Pretty Boys Without Makeup…!
The bearded village chief and his bald deputy walked to the edge of the village for their weekly conference. This
Read more.November 2, 2023
Insuring My Assets..!
I was surprised to see a friend’s wife grinning at me this morning. My friend, a retired colonel, was a
Read more.November 1, 2023
Pigeons, Humans, and Imbalance…!
The initial reaction over the bomb blast in Kerala, was that it was either a Muslim or Hindu group targeting
Read more.October 31, 2023
Stretch Out and Touch..!
One day while walking in the park I accidentally brushed past a man. “Sorry!” I said. “Thank you!” he replied.
Read more.October 30, 2023
Be Still, Before the Kill..!
Many years ago I found that the best way to conduct a meeting was to remain calm when harsh words
Read more.October 29, 2023
New gods All Over..!
The choir sang, the people clapped, the youth smiled and the elderly trembled with anticipation. “What’s the excitement about?” asked
Read more.October 28, 2023
Gunshots in America..!
And as another mass shooting takes place at Maine, in the US, leaving eighteen dead, I am reminded of the
Read more.October 27, 2023
Ban Vehicles from Using Roads..!
Being driven around Bhopal and watching pedestrians on the road, off the road and nearly on top of the
Read more.October 25, 2023
The Most Beautiful Women..!
They were the most beautiful women I had ever seen together! Oh yes, I have stared unashamedly at calendar collections
Read more.October 25, 2023
No Problem with Problems..!
Quite often I hear somebody telling me, “No problem!” In fact the phrase became so common, that now I hear
Read more.October 24, 2023














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.