Getting Rid of Our Dog Smell..!
“What’s that awful smell?” “What smell?” I asked the friend of mine, who had just entered my home. “Can’t you
Read more.March 2, 2021
A Very Bad Impression..!
A rude passenger was on the train Bishop Manning of New York was travelling in. This fellow made a great
Read more.March 1, 2021
Afraid of the Vaccine Shot..!
Since my wife, a doc, has already had her vaccine shot, I decided I would field a few questions to
Read more.February 28, 2021
Giving Up Something for Lent..!
The other day a reader of mine, told me she would not be reading my column for a month till
Read more.February 27, 2021
It’s Saturday..!
Ofcourse it is! Can’t you see I’m lazing around? There’s no bus to catch or appointment to keep, it’s Saturday
Read more.February 26, 2021
Sedition and Ghostly Talk..!
It’s been whispered that ghosts of yesterday can mix with the nocturnal spirits of today, as no time bar separates
Read more.February 25, 2021
A Squirrel Wearing Glasses..!
For a moment I squinted through my own spectacles, and wondered if I needed to change my pair, “A squirrel
Read more.February 24, 2021
Wedding Gift..!
“They clearly mentioned, ‘no presents, only your presence!’ I muttered as my wife came out of our home carrying a
Read more.February 23, 2021
Picture It, Capture it ..!
Life’s battles don’t always go, to the stronger or faster man, But sooner or later, the man who wins is
Read more.February 22, 2021
How Dare You..!
As I see more and more youngsters in the country jailed because they dared question, I remember an episode involving
Read more.February 21, 2021
Wearing Pink Pajamas..!
“Pink pajamas!” I roared as I tore open the parcel and looked at the pajamas that the online store had
Read more.February 20, 2021
Pulling Up A Crop..!
Very often when I send my column to the papers after writing, I never know who it has touched and
Read more.February 19, 2021














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.