Much Ado About Almost Nothing..!
It was a strange ride back home one Sunday. The daughters were furious and so was their father; me. Something
Read more.January 4, 2023
One Broken Tile..!
It could have either been a careless mason, or that the area under the tile was crumbling and had to
Read more.January 3, 2023
How to Choose a Contractor..!
The doorbell rang and the watchman outside gave me a smart salute and handed me a piece of paper to
Read more.January 2, 2023
Trust and the Glass Bowl..!
A month or two ago I visited the little home in which I grew up. It was locked, but I
Read more.January 1, 2023
Burning the Old Man..!
“What are you doing?” I gasped as I saw the old man on fire just before midnight of the old
Read more.January 1, 2023
New Year and the Vanishing Sheriff..!
Some of the saddest incidents that took place in the US, were blacks being lynched! Artist sketches of the macabre
Read more.December 30, 2022
They Will Vote for Me Anyway…!
“Can you imagine,” said the elected representative, poking a fat finger into my ribs, “the people want a new bus
Read more.December 30, 2022
Her Nose, My Cheeks..!
Today, they’re five years old! And I reproduce what I wrote of them when they surfaced on earth: There’s two
Read more.December 28, 2022
Old Shoes and A Long Ago Christmas..!
Now, I’m not one to panic over small sounds coming out of nowhere, but these here voices were coming from
Read more.December 27, 2022
The Last Days of the Year..!
Two Thousand Twenty Two was not in the best of moods as the last few days of her reign on
Read more.December 27, 2022
It’s All In The Eggs She Made..!
T’was the day after Christmas. The fight had started the night before, and now the next morning, like two animals
Read more.December 25, 2022
The Christmas Rage..!
A little baby in a manger, so calm, so peaceful! And in a million make believe cribs in shopping malls
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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.