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Category: Thought for the Nation

No Journalists, Please..!
Thought for the Nation 

No Journalists, Please..!

October 7, 2026 Robert Clements 3
The Ministry of Moving Lips..!
Thought for the Nation 

The Ministry of Moving Lips..!

September 23, 2026 Robert Clements
Don’t Pull Down the Props..!
Thought for the Nation 

Don’t Pull Down the Props..!

September 2, 2026 Robert Clements
New York and the RSS Chief…!
Thought for the Nation 

New York and the RSS Chief…!

August 31, 2026 Robert Clements
A Prize for Gandhiji, but No Place for Him..!
Thought for the Nation 

A Prize for Gandhiji, but No Place for Him..!

August 28, 2026 Robert Clements
Ours, Not to Reason Why..!
Thought for the Nation 

Ours, Not to Reason Why..!

July 31, 2026 Robert Clements 4

A poem that fascinated me in my school days was Alfred Lord Tennyson’s The Charge of the Light Brigade. “Forward, the Light Brigade!” came the command, and six hundred British soldiers galloped courageously into a valley surrounded by Russian cannons. There was only one small problem. The order was wrong….

Belted, Thrashed and Walloped..!
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Belted, Thrashed and Walloped..!

July 30, 2026 Robert Clements 10

“Did you always thrash your children?” I asked an elderly father. “Of course not!” he replied indignantly. “I only used my belt when words failed.” “And how often did words fail?” “Every Saturday!” There was a time when many fathers believed that a belt was an educational instrument. The child…

Refusing to Remove Your Cataract..!
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Refusing to Remove Your Cataract..!

July 22, 2026 Robert Clements 6

Have we all gone blind? Or is it only our young people whose eyes are still open? As students pour onto the streets in protest, we should begin asking what they are seeing that we have chosen to ignore. Since 2014, India has witnessed more than 150 examination paper leaks….

When You are Just a Topic of Discussion…!
Thought for the Nation 

When You are Just a Topic of Discussion…!

July 17, 2026 Robert Clements 3

The police inspector adjusts his cap and looks at the trembling prisoner. “So you say you’re innocent?” “Yes, sir.” The inspector sighs. “What unfortunate timing.” “Why, sir?” “Because the crowd has already gathered to watch us beat you up.” “But shouldn’t the judge decide we are guilty or innocent first?”…

The Voiceless Minority..!
Thought for the Nation 

The Voiceless Minority..!

July 4, 2026 Robert Clements 8

When I talk about minorities in India, everybody from the majority community checks to see what I have said, but, today I am going to surprise everybody. I have finally discovered the smallest minority in India, and many from the majority community are in that minority one.. No, not one…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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