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Politician Down a Hole..!                    
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Politician Down a Hole..!                    

November 25, 2021 Robert Clements 3
The Modi Jacket..!
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The Modi Jacket..!

November 17, 2021 Robert Clements
Change your Frying Pan..!
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Change your Frying Pan..!

April 19, 2021 Robert Clements
Armchair Terrorism..!
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Armchair Terrorism..!

April 11, 2021 Robert Clements
Noise Outside my Window..!
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Noise Outside my Window..!

April 2, 2021 Robert Clements
It’s Saturday..!
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It’s Saturday..!

February 26, 2021 Robert Clements 5

Ofcourse it is! Can’t you see I’m lazing around? There’s no bus to catch or appointment to keep, it’s Saturday and a day of rest! And then I look out, there’s a man at my window. “Hello!” I shout, taken aback, “What are you doing there?” But he couldn’t care…

Sedition and Ghostly Talk..!
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Sedition and Ghostly Talk..!

February 25, 2021 Robert Clements 7

It’s been whispered that ghosts of yesterday can mix with the nocturnal spirits of today, as no time bar separates them in the supernatural realms, which is why in the other worldly bar that phantom souls frequent, the late Winston Churchill walked across the spooky floor to join the late…

A Squirrel Wearing Glasses..!
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A Squirrel Wearing Glasses..!

February 24, 2021 Robert Clements 6

For a moment I squinted through my own spectacles, and wondered if I needed to change my pair, “A squirrel wearing glasses!” I said to myself, as I watched her staring at me through her bifocals. “Lecherous, aren’t you?” she said. “Lecherous?” I asked, not for a moment wondering why…

A Glass of Draught Beer..!
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A Glass of Draught Beer..!

January 24, 2021 Robert Clements 2

I must confess I do enjoy occasionally a glass of draught beer straight from the tap! But last year for quite some time had to refrain from touching it, because a tooth was shaking and whenever I sipped the golden liquid I had to deal with excruciating pain caused by…

Angels and Accidents..!
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Angels and Accidents..!

January 6, 2021 Robert Clements 8

The new guardian angel, who had just started guarding people on earth, sighed and all the angels nearby rushed to his side, “What happened?” they asked with heavenly concern. “Well it’s been a tough day!” said the guardian angel, “I really don’t mind that but to get yelled at, is…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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