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Being Stingy On Valentine’s Day..!
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Being Stingy On Valentine’s Day..!

February 12, 2021 Robert Clements 7
Live Living Rooms..!
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Live Living Rooms..!

December 10, 2020 Robert Clements
Passing the Airhostess at Work..!
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Passing the Airhostess at Work..!

November 4, 2020 Robert Clements
Whistling Spectacles..!
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Whistling Spectacles..!

September 27, 2020 Robert Clements
Desi Kamala Harris and India..!
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Desi Kamala Harris and India..!

August 13, 2020 Robert Clements
Say It With Class..!
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Say It With Class..!

July 2, 2020 Robert Clements 9

The other day a friend of mine was telling me she didn’t much care for some of our Indian standup comedians because they were so crass, and I realized how true that is. Not just stand ups, but many of us cannot crack a joke or say something cutting without…

Wrinkles on YOUR Face..!
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Wrinkles on YOUR Face..!

June 18, 2020 Robert Clements 10

“Oh no!” you whisper as you stare at the mirror. “What is it?” asks the wife, looking up in alarm, “You look pale, come we need to take you to the hospital, you’re getting paler. Doctor! Doctor, my husband is turning white. Yes, please send an ambulance, I think it’s…

Dead Mobiles..!
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Dead Mobiles..!

May 25, 2020 Robert Clements 6

Most psychologists say that this lockdown will help bring families together, but I doubt that will happen as long as our mobile phones keep us company.. Unless…. And I mischievously wondered what would happen if suddenly all mobile phones went dead: A husband and wife sit down to lunch. He,…

Opening of Liquor Shops.!
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Opening of Liquor Shops.!

May 4, 2020 Robert Clements 14

Now that the government has announced the opening of hooch shops, and some are for it, and many against it, I decided I’d don a mask, practice social distancing and find out for myself the reaction of drinkers by meeting them as they bought their liquor: “Stand in line brother,”…

The Wife and the GPS Salesman..!
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The Wife and the GPS Salesman..!

April 22, 2020 Robert Clements 9

Once in a while I’ll need to remind you of the days before the Coronavirus, so that you’ll easily slip back into it, when all this tamasha gets over: The wife didn’t look happy when she announced there was somebody at the door, “He says he’s the GPS man!” said…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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