No Need to Study..!
The Dean of an American university looked up with dismay at what his secretary was telling him, “That could spell
Read more.April 3, 2023
Focus, Purpose, and Elections..!
The only agenda the opposition parties have for the 2024 elections is to bring down Modi! That’s all and no
Read more.April 2, 2023
For He Knows What They Do..!
And as we approach Good Friday, I see Jesus on the cross, and with a sad face He hears the
Read more.April 1, 2023
Writing History Through Fiction..!
The wife nearly came bouncing into my study, where I pretended to write an article while actually looking longingly at
Read more.March 31, 2023
Mona’s Nose..!
A few years ago, a close friend of mine brought along a painting by a great painter. Over a century
Read more.March 30, 2023
Legs in the Air with a Smile..!
A few years ago, when Pluto, the stray I’d adopted was alive, I walked into his room: He lay on
Read more.March 29, 2023
Catch The Horse Thieves..!
Yesterday I opened the paper to find right there on the front page, another rape in the outskirts of Mumbai.
Read more.March 29, 2023
Standing by a True Friend..!
The other day someone I knew made a strange statement, “Bob,” he said, “I’m everybody’s friend! I agree with everybody!”
Read more.March 27, 2023
A No-Competition Race..!
At a talk I gave last night in South Mumbai, someone asked me at dinner what I thought of the
Read more.March 26, 2023
A Church Without God..!
The old church was going to be two hundred! Walls that had never seen paint for over a decade were
Read more.March 25, 2023
Leaving an Alluring Model on my Bed..!
T’was this morning I opened the newspaper and found a pretty model showing her dainty self on a dozen different
Read more.March 24, 2023
Jails, not Parliament..!
The auditors of the country, who are very powerful people and oversee how public money is spent by the ones
Read more.March 23, 2023














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.