Ugly Grills..!
The owner of an elegant house stood outside his home, and spoke to the painter, “I want those grills of
Read more.March 8, 2021
Clean Up! Clean Up..!
Every evening, after the twins belonging to my daughter, messed up the full house with their toys and other paraphernalia
Read more.March 7, 2021
Gladys Staines and her Certainty..!
A few months ago I watched the movie, ‘The Least of These,’ I’m not going to talk about the movie
Read more.March 6, 2021
Eyeball Your Vaccine Jab..!
“Bob, here’s a pic of me, taking the vaccine jab!” So many pics floating all over of friends, elderly uncles
Read more.March 5, 2021
Just Listen to Odette..!
He was a good friend of mine, and his name was Joe. He was over twenty years older, but I
Read more.March 4, 2021
The Milkmaid and the Moos..!
The hair on the delicate hands of the milkmaid stood on end as she heard her cow moo. “What is
Read more.March 3, 2021
Getting Rid of Our Dog Smell..!
“What’s that awful smell?” “What smell?” I asked the friend of mine, who had just entered my home. “Can’t you
Read more.March 2, 2021
A Very Bad Impression..!
A rude passenger was on the train Bishop Manning of New York was travelling in. This fellow made a great
Read more.March 1, 2021
Afraid of the Vaccine Shot..!
Since my wife, a doc, has already had her vaccine shot, I decided I would field a few questions to
Read more.February 28, 2021
Giving Up Something for Lent..!
The other day a reader of mine, told me she would not be reading my column for a month till
Read more.February 27, 2021
It’s Saturday..!
Ofcourse it is! Can’t you see I’m lazing around? There’s no bus to catch or appointment to keep, it’s Saturday
Read more.February 26, 2021
Sedition and Ghostly Talk..!
It’s been whispered that ghosts of yesterday can mix with the nocturnal spirits of today, as no time bar separates
Read more.February 25, 2021














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.