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Category: Some Deep Thoughts

Changing Mona Lisa’s Nose..!
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Changing Mona Lisa’s Nose..!

December 27, 2019 Robert Clements 4
A Sad Santa Claus..!
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A Sad Santa Claus..!

December 16, 2019 Robert Clements
Judge Marzuki In India..!
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Judge Marzuki In India..!

December 13, 2019 Robert Clements
Instant Justice, Immediate Gratification..!
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Instant Justice, Immediate Gratification..!

December 11, 2019 Robert Clements
Look! Can You See A Child Inside?
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Look! Can You See A Child Inside?

December 3, 2019 Robert Clements
Handling Grief through Happiness..!
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Handling Grief through Happiness..!

December 1, 2019 Robert Clements 11

It was a midnight call that woke me ten years ago. A call from my wife who was on holiday in New York, “Bob, mummy passed away in her sleep!” I was devastated. I was alone at home, with the whole family in America. “Ma,” I cried, “I’m sorry I…

Judases Of Maharashtra..!
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Judases Of Maharashtra..!

November 24, 2019 Robert Clements 4

Even as we, those who support and do not support the BJP look at the nephew and wonder how he could have betrayed his own uncle, my mind goes back to a play I wrote many years ago, titled ‘The Kiss’. In the play, an actor playing the role of…

Mama Hear My Cry..!
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Mama Hear My Cry..!

November 23, 2019 Robert Clements 3

T’was a few years ago that a short bent old lady climbed up to my office and plonked herself in front of me. “What are your views on abortion Bob?” she asked. I shrugged my shoulders indifferently. “Have you ever thought of the unborn babe?” she asked, “That it will…

‘I Have A Rottweiler!’ He Said Angrily..!
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‘I Have A Rottweiler!’ He Said Angrily..!

November 20, 2019 Robert Clements 3

It was the sound of my gate opening. I rushed out and stopped the young lad from Jio who had stepped in with his bundle of wire, “Didn’t you see the Beware of Dog sign?” I asked, “He’s a huge German Shepherd, who doesn’t hesitate to bite once someone steps…

Death and the Cigarette..!
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Death and the Cigarette..!

November 15, 2019 Robert Clements 4

“Twenty-one days!” said my friend to me. “What’s with the numbers?” I asked, “You fasting or something?” “No! I haven’t smoked for twenty one full days!” Even as I felt happy that a dear friend had finally put a stop to a deadly and fatal habit, it seemed I heard…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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