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Oh Great Visionary Leader..!
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Oh Great Visionary Leader..!

October 12, 2020 Robert Clements 5
A Maharaja visits the White House..!
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A Maharaja visits the White House..!

October 9, 2020 Robert Clements
Changing my Watchman..!
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Changing my Watchman..!

September 16, 2020 Robert Clements
Bollywood On A Bloodied Chessboard..!
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Bollywood On A Bloodied Chessboard..!

September 11, 2020 Robert Clements
Say Sorry Please..!
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Say Sorry Please..!

August 28, 2020 Robert Clements
The ‘Flat- Earth’ Society..!
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The ‘Flat- Earth’ Society..!

August 21, 2020 Robert Clements 3

Nobody in their wildest dreams a few hundred years ago believed the earth was round, “Round!” they would have laughed at you scornfully, “Am I laying flat stones for my castle flooring or curved ones? Ha, ha, ha!” Today the whole world knows the earth is round, yet there are…

Are You Indian?
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Are You Indian?

August 10, 2020 Robert Clements 5

Poor Kanimozhi! Imagine an MP, a former Union Minister, daughter of one of Tamilnadu’s most famous chief minister’s, and in one’s own airport in Chennai, asked by the security, when she spoke in English and not in Hindi, “Are you Indian?” Now, I am not an MP or VIP and…

Suicide or Murder, I Am Lost Sir..!
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Suicide or Murder, I Am Lost Sir..!

August 7, 2020 Robert Clements 8

And as I looked at the scenario surrounding the death of the late actor Sushant Singh Rajput, and police forces of two states pitted against each other, I wondered where this was going to lead? “Sir,” said a constable, “We have a pickpocketing near the railway station, “shall I start…

Don’t Wanna Leave the old white house..!
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Don’t Wanna Leave the old white house..!

July 31, 2020 Robert Clements 4

And in an old white house somewhere in Washington, an old man with blonde hair, shaped in a peculiar way, stood staring out of the window, “This old house gets to you!” he murmured to himself, “Need to stay here a while longer!” “Thought you didn’t much care for me…

On Not Having An Umbrella This Monsoon..!
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On Not Having An Umbrella This Monsoon..!

July 27, 2020 Robert Clements 4

There are many who wonder why I don’t have an umbrella, or even a raincoat this monsoon, and let me assure you it’s not due to the lockdown. It’s just that in my mind I did visit an umbrella store: “Are you an activist sir?” asked the pleasant looking salesman…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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