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The Election Vaccine..!
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The Election Vaccine..!

September 5, 2020 Robert Clements 7

In a huge white house somewhere in Washington, a lady walked slowly from room to room, staring sadly at each piece of historical furniture, “Whatcha doing?” asked her husband. “Am gonna miss them table and chairs!” she said sadly, “I feel wretched leaving them!” “Who says, we’re leaving them?” asked…

Politicians: The Best of The Worst..!
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Politicians: The Best of The Worst..!

January 19, 2020 Robert Clements 7

As our newspapers are filled with more and more politicians waiting to be heard, here are a few witty words on politics and the politician: Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other….

BREAKING NEWS! Sedition In My Neighbourhood..!
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BREAKING NEWS! Sedition In My Neighbourhood..!

October 2, 2019 Robert Clements 6

There was the sound of a police jeep and heavily armed policemen entering my neighbour’s compound as I stepped onto my balcony, “What’s happening?” I shouted to my neighbour. “Sedition!” he shouted back as he opened the door and let the police in. “I called the police to arrest my…

Why Less Cars are Being Bought..!
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Why Less Cars are Being Bought..!

September 16, 2019 Robert Clements 2

With this onslaught of ridicule on the poor Finance Minister’s reasons for the automobile industry slowdown, I decided to come to her rescue and do my own detailed study on why less cars are being bought. The first person I met was a car thief, “This automobile slowdown has hit…

In Safe Custody..!
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In Safe Custody..!

August 23, 2019 Robert Clements 5

“Hey! Hey what are you doing?” “Taking you into custody sir!” “But do you know who I was?” “Yes sir, that is why we are taking you into custody!” “But this is no way to treat a former minister!” “We have no choice!” “Who said that?” “Who said what sir?”…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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