The treading on my left front tire of my car looked worn, “Let’s do a realignment!” I told my tire. “No!” shouted my front left tire, “I like being how I am!” “But you’re destroying yourself, and my car!” I said, “Soon you’ll be in shreds!” “That’s okay, I’m happy…


Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.