Brown, Barren, Bruised and Broken..!
There was a brown, barren patch of land behind my home. “It looks like the Sahara Desert!” I used to
Read more.June 14, 2021
Trained to be Perfect..!
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos
Read more.June 13, 2021
Take The Day Off..!
One of the first jobs I worked at was as a salesman in my father’s company. Sales is a tough
Read more.June 12, 2021
The Angel and the Matrimonial Column..!
It was a startled editor, who looked up from his laptop and saw the angel standing in front of him,
Read more.June 11, 2021
How Do You Cook?
“Aren’t you hungry?” is the question most wives ask, when they are about to serve dinner or lunch, and “What’s
Read more.June 11, 2021
‘Plastic Bottle’ Fun..!
With Jeff my German-Shepherd having passed away two months ago, it’s my daughter’s dog who comes up with my daughter
Read more.June 9, 2021
Laying Yourself Open..!
They say that in true love you lay yourself open. Truly that is a fact. I had got onto a
Read more.June 9, 2021
Little People..!
I opened the papers to glamorous pictures of a famous couple and headlines about their wedding at Jodhpur and their
Read more.June 7, 2021
New Taxes and Tax Savings..!
With the state of the economy plummeting, and money needed to handle the running of the country, rumour has it
Read more.June 6, 2021
Lift Him off Your Neck..!
It was an appreciative audience the old man had, as he stood in the middle of the park, ranting and
Read more.June 5, 2021
Go Back Second Wave, Go Back..!
And as the second wave that mercilessly killed thousands in the country, exhausted the logs of wood in crematoriums, had
Read more.June 4, 2021
The WC..!
A couple of my serious minded friends have been saying, “Bob you’ve been writing too much banter lately, what about
Read more.June 3, 2021














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.