Problems as Big as a Ship..!
A close friend of mine sent me this WhatsApp message, which read, ‘Your problems might be as big as a
Read more.November 17, 2022
Praying Over a Septic Tank..!
A teacher pointed out a young child to me, “She’s good,” said the teacher, “she knows all the answers but
Read more.November 16, 2022
A Ghost Wearing a Helmet..!
‘A ghost wearing a helmet,’ I said watching the eerie figure of a skeleton dancing up and down in front
Read more.November 15, 2022
She Smelt of Soap..!
He sat in his room, an old man, the pain was killing him, his arthritis was getting worse and as
Read more.November 14, 2022
Pakistan Cheering for India..!
On silver sands on a beachfront a pair of reading glasses looked myopically at the sea. They belonged to me.
Read more.November 13, 2022
It Still Rained..!
“Push the clouds to the side please!” I prayed this morning, as I watched dark, rain clouds coming towards me
Read more.November 12, 2022
Open the Door, Step Out..!
Met a friend of mine, and we spent some time chatting with each other. “You know Bob,” he said, “I
Read more.November 11, 2022
Curious and Funny Word Origins..!
For many years I had a weekly column which dealt with the origin of our English words! More often than
Read more.November 10, 2022
When You Exaggerate, You Lie..!
“….to stretch the truth is to tell a lie..” A man entered a dentist’s clinic and sat down to have
Read more.November 10, 2022
Say Yes, to No..!
Something that happens to many writers is to discuss a plot or story line, before they’ve written it. The first
Read more.November 8, 2022
Toughening Foreign Investors..!
“Make in India!” We cry zealously from our rooftops and WhatsApp groups as national leaders spend precious time and tax
Read more.November 7, 2022
Good People and Tough Times..!
A butcher is really surprised to see a dog coming inside his shop. He shoos him away. But later, the
Read more.November 6, 2022














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.