Marry Her Off at 24..!
It seems Mr. P C George, BJP leader from Kerala has stumbled upon the ultimate solution to protect young women in India from the treacherous clutches of “love jihad” — marry them off by 24! Apparently, once a woman blows out 24 candles on her birthday cake, her ability to…
A Five-Star Jacuzzi..!
Wow! Haven’t we as a nation mastered the art of pretending normalcy? You know, that art of putting on a straight face and saying, “Everything’s fine!” Even when our world is going up in flames? It’s like we are in a small boat in the middle of a storm, and…
Entry Refused.!
As I watch Trump disallowing outsiders into his turf, I wonder why those who want to go to his land of milk and honey don’t make their own country, as good or better, so they can say, “Ours is now better than yours sir!” I imagined a day like that:…
Your Tight-Fitting Shoes..!
There’s something strange and peculiar happening in our country: Many have given up their freedoms, just for the sake of a narrow narrative, a narrative being repeated that their religion is being robbed from under their feet. And since the subject of feet has crept in, even if it came…
Our Gilded Cage..!
Religion, the one thing that should be most private in our lives, is bandied across as a political tool in our country, and as people are trapped, they find everything taken away from them in taxes, as they continue living in this ‘gilded cage’! Here’s a simple story. Hope you…
Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.