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Not Tongue In Cheek..!
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Not Tongue In Cheek..!

December 11, 2022 Robert Clements 4
Praying Over a Septic Tank..!
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Praying Over a Septic Tank..!

November 16, 2022 Robert Clements
Blah! Blah! Blah..!
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Blah! Blah! Blah..!

November 3, 2022 Robert Clements
Trim The Bristles..!
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Trim The Bristles..!

July 9, 2022 Robert Clements
Never Wait Till the Last Moment..!
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Never Wait Till the Last Moment..!

November 2, 2021 Robert Clements
Ta-ta to Bedbugs in Business Class..!
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Ta-ta to Bedbugs in Business Class..!

October 27, 2021 Robert Clements 3

Even as I’m thrilled that Tata’s has bought Air-India, I remember the service I received on the few occasions I flew business class, “Yes sir! Please sir! What can I do for you sir!” “Will you have lobster for lunch sir, or caviar sir?” “Some champagne to go with your…

Discounts, Sales, and Bargains..!
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Discounts, Sales, and Bargains..!

July 29, 2021 Robert Clements 3

It was a huge ad in the newspaper, not just a page, but two; it showed pictures and prices of scores of items that were going at a discount. There were beard trimmers going at two hundred and forty nine bucks, vegetable cutting machines for less than five hundred, air-conditioners…

Too Much Wine..!
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Too Much Wine..!

July 7, 2021 Robert Clements 2

T’was a fancy restaurant we went to, the waiter not only had a stiff upper lip, but same surgeon had turned his nose up in the air too. “What will you have sir?” he smirked. “Wine!” I said “Which one?” “Red!” “Which red one sir?” “Any wine that’s red!” I…

Sunny on the Other Side..!
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Sunny on the Other Side..!

June 24, 2021 Robert Clements 1

“They’re frowning down below!” laughed the clouds as they stared back at the jovial sun, who was trying his best to make them hot, but then clouds don’t become hot do they, I mean, have you ever heard of hot clouds? Fluffy clouds maybe! Flurry fluffballs maybe, but hot clouds?…

Trained to be Perfect..!
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Trained to be Perfect..!

June 13, 2021 Robert Clements 7

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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