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Ransomware and the Postman..!
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Ransomware and the Postman..!

April 14, 2024 Robert Clements 6
No Hot Water Sir..!
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No Hot Water Sir..!

April 9, 2024 Robert Clements
The New Club Member..!
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The New Club Member..!

March 6, 2024 Robert Clements
Dead Living Rooms..!
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Dead Living Rooms..!

January 5, 2024 Robert Clements
Strict Rules for a Talking People..!
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Strict Rules for a Talking People..!

January 3, 2024 Robert Clements
Today Dear I Didn’t..!
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Today Dear I Didn’t..!

December 5, 2023 Robert Clements 2

Many years ago a friend of mine who I’ve lost touch with, was planning to get married, “She should be a working woman,” he said very definitely. “Why?” I asked, “I’m sure you’re doing well, why do you need her to go out and work?” “For her sake,” he said….

Crazy People but Not Stupid..!
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Crazy People but Not Stupid..!

December 3, 2023 Robert Clements 3

Many students who are getting high percentage marks in school, slow down later in studies and career. Quite often the reason being they learnt to mug everything, learn it by heart, and vomit the same onto their answer sheets without understanding the subject. We are finally getting a nation of…

  Guestrooms..!
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  Guestrooms..!

December 1, 2023 Robert Clements 3

“I hope I’m not going to put you and your family to any inconvenience,” I tell a friend as I enter his house. “No problems for any of us. We have a guest room waiting for you!”  I shudder when I hear those words.  I’ve never been particularly lucky with…

Don’t Insure Your Assets ..!
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Don’t Insure Your Assets ..!

October 9, 2023 Robert Clements 1

Holly Madison, the former girlfriend of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, insured an attractive part of her body for 1 million dollars. She said that she insured her famous assets with Lloyd’s of London to protect them while appearing in her Las Vegas production, ‘Peepshow’. One million dollars! I can imagine insurance people…

The Problem Could Be You..!
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The Problem Could Be You..!

October 5, 2023 Robert Clements 2

A friend of mine called me desperately, “You’ve got to help me, Bob!” he pleaded, “My wife has started becoming very cold to me. I suspect she is having an affair with her boss. He’s a very moneyed man, and I am sure he has won the affection of my partner!”…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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