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‘I Have a Rottweiler..!’
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‘I Have a Rottweiler..!’

August 6, 2024 Robert Clements 4
Replacing the Morning Walk..!
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Replacing the Morning Walk..!

May 30, 2024 Robert Clements
  Stop Being a Dinosaur…!
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  Stop Being a Dinosaur…!

May 26, 2024 Robert Clements
Such Simple Solutions..!
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Such Simple Solutions..!

April 22, 2024 Robert Clements
Ransomware and the Postman..!
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Ransomware and the Postman..!

April 14, 2024 Robert Clements
No Hot Water Sir..!
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No Hot Water Sir..!

April 9, 2024 Robert Clements 4

Went out of the city two days ago, and as I entered the fancy hotel where I was put up, I was told by the manager,  “Sir, you have been given a super deluxe room!” “Thank you,” I said, quite impressed by the way the ‘super’ was stressed by the…

The New Club Member..!
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The New Club Member..!

March 6, 2024 Robert Clements 2

The members of the club appeared a disgruntled lot as their President conducted their weekly meeting. A bespectacled man, normally very quiet, but today greatly agitated, rose from his traditional place near the door, his face pale and manner perturbed, “Mr President,” he said, and his voice quivered with concern,…

Dead Living Rooms..!
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Dead Living Rooms..!

January 5, 2024 Robert Clements 2

There was once a time not too long ago when the living room of a home reflected the kind of people living it; not how much money they possessed but how much warmth existed within. You could sink into an inviting easy chair and be sure moments later your host…

Strict Rules for a Talking People..!
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Strict Rules for a Talking People..!

January 3, 2024 Robert Clements 6

People are talking, but not to each other and just like cigarette smoking has restrictions, we need to have strict rules that need to be implemented immediately: Rule One: The size of the mobile should be such that other people know when he has switched onto talking into his mobile and…

Today Dear I Didn’t..!
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Today Dear I Didn’t..!

December 5, 2023 Robert Clements 2

Many years ago a friend of mine who I’ve lost touch with, was planning to get married, “She should be a working woman,” he said very definitely. “Why?” I asked, “I’m sure you’re doing well, why do you need her to go out and work?” “For her sake,” he said….

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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