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How Beautiful, the Snow..!
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How Beautiful, the Snow..!

January 13, 2026 Robert Clements 3
Bulldozing Their Way Through..!
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Bulldozing Their Way Through..!

December 22, 2025 Robert Clements
Sailing Rudderless..!
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Sailing Rudderless..!

December 15, 2025 Robert Clements
Manipulator or Master Builder..!
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Manipulator or Master Builder..!

September 29, 2025 Robert Clements
Don’t Want to be a Doctor..!
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Don’t Want to be a Doctor..!

September 24, 2025 Robert Clements
When Two Bullies Fight..!
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When Two Bullies Fight..!

August 15, 2025 Robert Clements 6

As I watch the US and Russia’s ongoing tiff, and India scampering between them like a schoolboy carrying notes between two brawling seniors, I’m reminded of a golden rule I follow in life, and very often in the housing society I live in: When two bullies fight—move out of the…

They are Not Weak..!
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They are Not Weak..!

July 27, 2025 Robert Clements 1

There’s something about silence from a smaller person that emboldens the bully. Gives him a sense of victory. Makes him think his sticks, fists and false cases are powerful. With growing disbelief I’ve seen nuns—yes, those gentle, sari-clad sisters who’d sooner cradle a child than carry a protest sign—being bundled…

Hugging the Wrong Curve..!
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Hugging the Wrong Curve..!

July 14, 2025 Robert Clements 2

It was a line I read years ago, tucked away in a traffic police safety article: “He crashed because he was hugging the wrong curve.” You see, he wasn’t steering into the curve on the road—he was busy canoodling with the curve beside him. Yes, that’s right. One hand on…

Air-Vents All Clogged Sir..!
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Air-Vents All Clogged Sir..!

May 21, 2025 Robert Clements 3

The AC in my bedroom conked out in the middle of the night. Not sputtered. Not whimpered. It just gave up, like a resigned bureaucrat on a Friday afternoon. One moment I was wrapped in Himalayan bliss, the next I was drenched in Sahara sweat. And so I tossed and…

Redevelopment: A Modern Disease…!
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Redevelopment: A Modern Disease…!

March 31, 2025 Robert Clements 5

Ah, the sweet scent of redevelopment! Promises of glossy new towers, luxurious amenities, and—best of all—extra square footage to boast about. Who wouldn’t be tempted? But, alas, the perfume of promise soon turns rancid when greed sneaks in, and what was meant to be a blessing, becomes a battleground—brothers against…

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Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.

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