I opened morning paper and frowned as I read headlines: ‘Inflation 12.01%’. “This is ridiculous,” I muttered to myself.
“What is dad?”
“This inflation business, there’s no inflation, but because there’s no news, papers make a big hullabaloo about prices going up, scaring everybody, especially voters before election year!”
“There is inflation dad!”
“Listen,” I said, “you know I [...]
The commies in India have been accusing the Indian Prime Minister of being spineless when it comes to standing up against America. The prime minister’s cook swore to the driver next morning, she overheard this conversation the same night the commies made such remark:
“Could you feel my back dear!” said the Prime Minister a [...]
“B..b..b..but why has Bush called me to his ranch?” asked the very shy and reticent Indian Prime Minister, “I am not a cowboy sort of man, I am an academician! I prefer books to horses, an air- conditioned room to the Texas sun, sitting on an armchair not riding a golf cart or a horse! [...]
People are wondering how Rahul Gandhi was suddenly made General Secretary of the Congress party. The cook told the driver who told me the conversation that took place with his mama Sonia .
“My son you want a beeger role?”
“Yes mama!”
“What eese it you want beeger?”
“Well mama..”
“Let mama guess, you want to carry your own lunch [...]
