Dolly Parton died yesterday at the age of eighty, and I imagine heaven had a small problem receiving her. “Name?” asked the angel at the gate. “Dolly Parton.” “Occupation?” “I sang a little.” “A little?” asked the angel, looking through a very large heavenly file. “You sold more than a…


Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.