“Has anyone seen my spectacles?” I shouted. My wife looked up from her book, started strangely at me, then asked with a smile, “Where do you thing you left them?” “If I knew where I had left them,” I said with considerable dignity, “I would not be asking where they…


Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.