“What sign are you?” “Like in road signs? Halt and go? Stop and Proceed? Maximum speed 15 Kmph? Curve ahead? Do not overtake?” “No, no. Star sign? Like Scorpio, Gemini? Taurus?” “What does Scorpio say?” “Determined, dark and dashing!” “Yeah that’s me.” “You’re Scorpio?” “No, determined, dark, dashing and a dreamer.” “You…