Boris and His Lockdown Parties..!
From his hairstyle I knew he was a Boris Johnson fan, and watched as he, Boris like, swept his unkempt,
Read more.June 13, 2023
Hot as Hell..!
“How’s the heat in Bombay, Bob?” asks a friend. “Hot as hell!” I say, wiping the sweat flowing down my
Read more.June 12, 2023
Fooled by a Golden Glow..!
The other day someone told me his sister had bought a phone worth a huge amount. “But your sister’s just
Read more.June 11, 2023
Jesus, at School..!
It was the annual parent’s teachers meeting at the local Jewish school. The teacher, a lady with a long,hooked nose,
Read more.June 10, 2023
Pickles, Sugar and Pepper..!
Many years ago while doing my Masters, I had a professor who taught me linguistics. This good man from a
Read more.June 9, 2023
Tyrants, Unloved at Home..!
A few years ago, I’d gone to spend a month in Europe and when I boarded the Alitalia flight back
Read more.June 8, 2023
Rape, Anger, and Exercising Restraint..!
For many years as honorary secretary of a prison ministry, we were given permission by the government to visit prisons
Read more.June 7, 2023
D- Day and T- Day..!
Exactly seventy-nine years ago, the Allied forces fighting World War II landed on the beaches of Normandy to make a
Read more.June 6, 2023
Bad Habits Need A Kicking..!
Some years ago, the late Maharashtra Deputy Chief Minister had a bad habit of chewing paan! Sitting on the dais
Read more.June 5, 2023
Attention Seekers of the World..!
There’s not a day gone by that one does not come across an attention seeker! In the good old days,
Read more.June 4, 2023
4th Man in the Fire..!
Good ole Kapil Dev! Not only did he lead the cricket team of 1983 to a World Cup victory, but
Read more.June 3, 2023
Of Lust, Bishops, and Wrestlers..!
As I watch these innocent teenage girls protesting in Delhi, yes indeed, our daughters who won glory for our country,
Read more.June 2, 2023














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.