Shooting the Messenger..!
A few years ago, a news item appearing in Indian newspapers mentioned that people had found out that blankets offered
Read more.July 31, 2023
Fooled by Tiger Statistics..!
Front page headlines of a leading national English daily yesterday carried news that the tiger population had increased by five
Read more.July 30, 2023
Trying to Live Longer..!
A well-meaning reader of my column sent me a video, which speaks very emphatically about books which should have been
Read more.July 29, 2023
Get Rich Scams and Us..!
As I read about people who are fooled by online and other scams, I realize that many people try to
Read more.July 28, 2023
Bowling a Maiden Over..!
If you think our maidens are not into cricket you should hear what happened to my fictitious bachelor friend Prem
Read more.July 27, 2023
Speechless and Silent..!
My voice is playing truant again, and I remember an incident a few years ago, just before a choral concert,
Read more.July 26, 2023
Political Godmen Teachers..!
“Bob!” said the voice at the other end, “You would fit well as the principal of our godmen school!” It
Read more.July 25, 2023
The Wheelchair..!
These were words I saw in a mosque in Fatehpur Sikri: “The world is a bridge, pass over it, but
Read more.July 24, 2023
Wasted Biceps and Triceps..!
Now, I could be talkin’ ‘bout about any one of the ageing Khans or maybe any other actor: So I
Read more.July 23, 2023
The Right and Left Hand of Giving..!
Have been watching with curious interest my younger daughter’s little baby on its road to discovery: As she slowly starts
Read more.July 22, 2023
A Collector’s Item..!
Many years ago, a young priest told me he was going to do his doctorate. Now, I know that doctorates
Read more.July 21, 2023
Hugs, Rape and Silence..!
The bearded headman and his fat bald assistant looked at each other worried, “I have to travel to other rich
Read more.July 20, 2023














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.