Delivering Judgements with Wrong Glasses..!
“These judges,” swore the village chieftain as he stood at the edge of his village along with his deputy and
Read more.March 11, 2024
Police Knock on the Door..!
The most dreaded sound we Indians heard during our freedom struggle during British rule, was of police knocking at our
Read more.March 10, 2024
Clinging on to Ancestry…!
“My grandfather!” says a Christian, “Was a Brahmin before he converted!” “Yes, it’s the second time you’ve told me that!”
Read more.March 8, 2024
Dialoguing with Dissent..!
The present government seems to be pressing all the right buttons to come back for a third term. They are
Read more.March 8, 2024
On Ambani’s List..!
As I saw pictures of the Ambani bash, what I also saw were India’s who’s-who invited. Whatever said and done,
Read more.March 7, 2024
The New Club Member..!
The members of the club appeared a disgruntled lot as their President conducted their weekly meeting. A bespectacled man, normally
Read more.March 6, 2024
Stop Lying, It’s a Bad Policy..!
With our country getting to be the biggest creator of Fake News, we also have the unenviable distinction of being
Read more.March 5, 2024
Take Courage..!
A couple on their honeymoon were about to get into bed at their hotel when a masked burglar broke in.
Read more.March 4, 2024
Not Bothered by the Stare…!
Was enjoying my toast and butter this morning, when my wife told me, “He’s been staring at you for the
Read more.March 3, 2024
Salt.. !
Salt was a bone of contention in the early years of marriage as my wife, a doctor, who had warned
Read more.March 2, 2024
Skipping Your Meals?
Very often I hear men and women saying very proudly how they skip meals. “I don’t have breakfast!” says a
Read more.March 1, 2024
Oops..!
Yes, oops, is what the people in Mumbai said, who drove their cars across the newly repaired Gokhale bridge, connecting
Read more.February 29, 2024














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.