Running Scared from Room to Room..!
The twins, and their mother, my daughter and her husband are down from New York and my otherwise quiet house
Read more.June 15, 2022
She’s a Whore..!
He was resting at the well. I knew he’d sent his followers away, to get a much needed respite away
Read more.June 14, 2022
Miss World 2023..!
Many of us love watching beauty pageants: And I wondered for a moment what would happen if God was the
Read more.June 13, 2022
Nobody’s Looking At Me Dad..!
This was a TV ad a few years ago: A little girl stares out of the window of an old
Read more.June 12, 2022
Trumpets at Funerals..!
Something I do every morning before writing my column is to go into the net and peek at some of
Read more.June 11, 2022
Coffee, Tea or Me..!
My morning cuppa’s been getting some good press lately: Last week she was featured as a preventive for diabetes and
Read more.June 10, 2022
A Medical Breakthrough..!
“This new doctor at the hospital is good, really good,” said Aunt Susan as she hobbled over to my mother
Read more.June 9, 2022
Ma, I’m an Idiot!
“Mother!” cried the little girl, “I don’t want to go to college anymore! The lecturer called me an idiot!” The
Read more.June 8, 2022
If the World was a Ship..!
In a play I’ve just written, I have waiters in a restaurant singing, “If the world was a café! Yes,
Read more.June 7, 2022
Block Party..!
This was many years ago, while visiting my parents in America: ‘What are our neighbours doing?’ I asked my father,
Read more.June 6, 2022
Miracle between Siblings..!
One of the most touching and reassuring sights I’ve seen while my children were growing up, was one day looking
Read more.June 5, 2022
America, Jews, and Who Killed Jesus?
In the streets of America a few decades ago, youngsters belonging to the Jewish community quite often had stones pelted
Read more.June 5, 2022














Robert Clements is a newspaper columnist and writes a daily column, which has graced the pages of over 60 newspapers and magazines, from a daily column in the Khaleej Times, Dubai, the Morning Star, London, and in nearly every state in India, from The Statesman in Kolkata, to the Kashmir Times in Kashmir to the Trinity Mirror in Chennai.